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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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That's such a small number. I bet there might be one or two near you even. You can just Google it!

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[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Just pretend it's the 1800s when a settler can come in and destroy the local inhabitants- it's called might makes right and now America grew. Just go in and take it. Manifest Destiny. Most of the maga crowd approved of the conquest and genocide./sarcasm

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

Hey btw I really wanna meet a rich fella in DC

Heard he like playing golf, we could hang out sometime, maybe I can teach him a bit of hunting 😏

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 28 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

One time I saw NK Jemisen , author of the broken earth trilogy give a talk. Someone asked about climate change and she said something like "there's only a small number of people responsible for most of this problem, and we know where they live"

The audience cheered and clapped. The guy moderating the talk got real flustered.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

The audience cheered and clapped.

And that was the full sum of their efforts.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I couldn't get into the first book, but hearing that story will motivate me to give it another shot. Well at least put it back on the list.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

She's a great author and person.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 84 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (6 children)

The thing that annoys me the most is the amount of money it takes to protect their wealth.

Even if you factor out thngs like the police and the army, the money paid for private guards and security alone is in the hundreds of millions. Add in the accountants, lawyers, bankers, and associated finance gurus and you've got enough to make college free for everyone on Earth.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 76 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

That about sums it up. They'll spend a million to prevent giving a thousand to the poor.

[–] Klox@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Sure, but it's also proven to be more cost effective to just manipulate people and shift their costs. Some moron was arguing against California's billionaire wealth tax bill because billionaires might have "liquidity problems" lmfao.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 39 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

And that goes for all of these fucking leeches: The beloved pop star. The legendary athlete. The really nice lady who gave away ten billion. The soft-spoken revered investment guru who cosplays as middle class.

Every damn one of them should be paying 100% in taxes over a billion dollars, but they never will. Their greed is a more important consideration than whether or not you can get health care.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

100% over a billion

million
fine, I'll settle for 10 million

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

No, a flat amount will never work. Make it a multiple of some figure, like average wage. That way it actually changes with inflation and we don't have a situation where the the inflation adjusted minimum wage is 6 times the actual federal minimum wage.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

Make it so that if poor people earn more, the rich pay less taxes... Or something, that might actually not function.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Okay, federal minimum wage * 1m

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Ya, that seems reasonable.

I think it's a pretty core democratic value that no person is worth more than another. A compromise of 1 million times should satisfy individuals with even the most acute case of wealth hoarding.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, I'm willing to comprise for a realistic solution to the billionaire problem.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I'm fine letting people have 100m. It's really a drop in the bucket compared to the folks who have 1,000 times more than them. Definitely down to tax everything past that.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago
[–] foggy@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I mean to be fair I'd spend a dollar to stop people from asking me to buy some shitcoin.

But I also like, work, and pay taxes and shit.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago

Paying money to prevent spam is different than paying money to avoid helping people and doing your share in society.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

Most pieces of shit people, like billionaires and shitty corporate idiots and corrupt politicians, know that most of the rest of the human race are decent. And that the decent people won't track them down and take revenge.
What the world needs right now are some only ever so slightly indecent people to step up, get the guillotines ready, and take out the scum bags.

[–] bastion@feddit.nl 1 points 5 hours ago

bullets are the beauty of the blistering sky.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago

We need a national Cousin Eddie to step in.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago

Not too indecent though...

Picture of gallows outside white house Jan 6 2021

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

know that most of the rest of the human race are decent

The proportional amount of people who happily support these regimes, and/or don't care... I have doubts.

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

"I am that guy."

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but they can hire people at things like Wagner.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

They can, but do they? The richest people I knew were proud of being cheap. Drove themselves around, went out of their way to pay less for a can of Coke, that kind of thing. None had private security, and at least two were worth nine figures.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Had a rich friend in college, think ~10s of millions?( ¿I am totally making up a number, I had no idea) But they took me to a party in a remote neighborhood that had an airport complete with multiple helipads. Or at least there were a half dozen on the side off the tarmac.

You don't know these people, they live in their own world's. There's a local chain of dealerships I've only heard whispers about the owner, he doesn't go out in town.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that's it. They don't mingle with us poors. They generally don't need security because there's no way us poors can get where they are. And when they need security, they have it in bunches.

[–] Maltese_Liquor@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

You make it sound like they live on the moon. While there might be no easy "law abiding" way to get to them, this doesn't exactly sound like a law abiding conversation.

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah actually the ones i've known were not in the US, where personnel is cheaper. They had drivers and nannies but no bodyguards that's true. "Problem" is we're in majority decent people who are not going to physically assault someone for being rich. I know I'm not gonna.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

The Societal Contract is still in place, and they're counting on it always being in effect. When the day comes that it hits its expiration date, they'll be the last to find out.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Guys. I didn't find Luigi here. Gotta keep looking.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 44 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is it physically imposing to have body guards, inaccessible private residences, and having all law enforcement agencies specifically care about your wellbeing?

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

We still outnumbered them, vastly. Let's say each one employs 100 body guards. That's still 303000 against 5.5 billion (adult population).

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[–] notabot@piefed.social 34 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Most of them are multi billionaires, their children will inherit their estates when they pass, and most have more than one child. Which means that, when they do pass, we'll actually have more billionaires than we do now.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago

Fucking hydras…

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

So we pass laws regarding inheritance.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

There are literally 8 billion people on Earth, for context. That's roughly a 2,700,000:1 ratio.

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

What a strange thing to think. They might not be physically imposing but they sure are in many other ways.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I think dealing arms, rigging elections and bribing politicians is imposing people, but what do I know.

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