this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] evol@lemmy.today 70 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Either you people are jerking off to some weird ass shit or I have no shame

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 hours ago

I only do it to normal asses and shit, not weird asses and shit.

[–] ArchBtw@ani.social 19 points 11 hours ago
[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 35 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Post nut clarity doesn’t hit for you?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 4 hours ago

Dude I eat watching porn sometimes.

[–] evol@lemmy.today 54 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

never in a way that feel I "disgusted" tbh

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 29 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That's our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.

[–] evol@lemmy.today 6 points 4 hours ago

Hm yeah maybe religion was never really pushed on me as a child and my parents religion really dosen't have a concept of "sin" ig

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 6 points 11 hours ago

The first one, probably

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 4 points 10 hours ago

I think it must not be a thing for everyone cause I've never related to the post clarity thing either.

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 27 points 14 hours ago

I thought this was a mickey7 post

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 20 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

What am I even looking at? Am I having a stroke or something?

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Guy avoiding giving eye contact to the thing he got off on... A woman's armpits.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

What? That's gross. That's so gross. Who would even like that? That's just awful. So icky. And gross.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Gaping anus

[–] brap@lemmy.world 48 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like people crammed into public transport at peak time.

[–] TRock@feddit.dk 14 points 15 hours ago

Not a stroke but stroke inducing.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago

You are stroking, according to the meme

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

Vinegar strokes

[–] bbboi@feddit.uk 1 points 10 hours ago

A tall woman with a bust that we are fetishizing