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[–] evol@lemmy.today 126 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Either you people are jerking off to some weird ass shit or I have no shame

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Post nut clarity doesn’t hit for you?

[–] evol@lemmy.today 75 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

never in a way that feel I "disgusted" tbh

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.

[–] evol@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago

Hm yeah maybe religion was never really pushed on me as a child and my parents religion really dosen't have a concept of "sin" ig

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Dude I eat watching porn sometimes.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I need to know if it's worth jerking it to before I go through the effort.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Fair enough, lol

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As someone that's probably done worse: wtf bro

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 2 months ago

I just like how Alura Jenson sounds when she's yelling at guys half her height.

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[–] ArchBtw@ani.social 37 points 2 months ago
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

I only do it to normal asses and shit, not weird asses and shit.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 10 points 2 months ago

The first one, probably

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Have you seen a porn site home page? You'll see some pretty messed up shit right off the rip.

On top of that two of the most popular porn genres are cheating and rape.

And don't even get me started on animated porn. That's a whole different beast with horrors you can barely imagine.

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago

I think it must not be a thing for everyone cause I've never related to the post clarity thing either.

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[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was a mickey7 post

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is he still around or did I finally just block him? I truly don't remember. Oh yeah NVM I blocked him.

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 35 points 2 months ago (6 children)

What am I even looking at? Am I having a stroke or something?

[–] brap@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like people crammed into public transport at peak time.

[–] TRock@feddit.dk 21 points 2 months ago

Not a stroke but stroke inducing.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guy avoiding giving eye contact to the thing he got off on... A woman's armpits.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

You are stroking, according to the meme

[–] bbboi@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A tall woman with a bust that we are fetishizing

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

And a guy doing his best to be respectful whose image was also posted widely and nonconsentually to everyone.

For the awful crime of existing in public we sentence you both to internet mockery.

Seriously I fucking hate these random shots of unaware people living there lives being made into memes. Fuck that shit I just want to ride the bus

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

I am totally with you on this. These are just normal people going about their day. Why was someone even snapping this picture? Probably to ogle the woman.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Vinegar strokes

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Is something wrong with me if I don't experience this? 😂

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Yes

(Joking)

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You may be the coveted "post-nut rarity"

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Weaklings haven't overcome the shame society programmed into them.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I find porn really depressing.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Well then don't Jerk off to disgusting videos. :V

Jeez, get some standards. :V

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