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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Therapug on 2026-01-11 03:40:53+00:00.


So we are staying at Great wolf lodge this weekend. If anyone has been here before it’s a fun but it’s a complete parent trap as far as money goes. We like to play it smart, we bring our own breakfast and lunch and go out of resort to eat dinner. If there is something we want at the resort we can buy elsewhere we will grab it when we go for dinner. Well my mom (59f) wanted Jelly Belly jelly beans but they are 15$ a cup at the resort. I ran into the store and grabbed some. However, I didn’t realize they were sugar free (this is where the not so fun begins). Well today my mom and my husband who ate the bag with her along with rest of us learned that sugar free jelly beans give people digestive issues. For 4 hours they have been stuck in the bathroom, and one of them has had to go to the lobby bathroom. I’m trying to not make this vulgar to stay within the community guidelines and let’s just say nether of them are going near the pool until tomorrow. Of course my mom is pissed at me and I’m so thankful the kids don’t like Jelly belly’s. My husband has started to refer to it as Great Poop lodge and that this will be funny in a few months. TL;DR : I accidently bought sugar free jelly beans on a family trip now my husband and mother can’t stop going to the rest room

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