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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 10 hours ago

Is it as humiliating as waking up in hospital on a drip?

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 8 points 19 hours ago

I close my eyes like going in for a kiss.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Counterpoint: it’s super manly to just own it and not worry about how you look. Whether you do tiny laps like a cat or big ol’ slurps like a dog, having the confidence to just hydrate yourself and not care who’s watching is kinda sexy, ngl

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

this is why i twerk while drinking from a fountain, and when i'm done with water running down my chin and tongue drooping, i gently moan.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

And I'm not twerking for anyone but myself! You can look, but don't touch the goods without permission.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Counter-counterpoint: if you, on the other hand, wrap your lips around the spigot while drinking -- you have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck out of my sight you absolute gremlin.

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

I BLAME EAGLETON FOR LIL SEBASTIAN!!!

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Proper etiquette requires some degree of suction, which is also kinda sexy, ngl

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 3 points 1 day ago

But that is the most efficient use of the water!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Counter-counterpoint - this is clearly satire.

Also, yeah, nothing is more unmanly than caring about looking manly.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait.....you guys DRINK from those fountains??? Huh.

This whole time I thought it was a penis washing station. Welp. That explains why so many people get angry at me.....

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Hijacking but I need to get this out of my system:

I was in a bar earlier and went into an all gender single stall restroom. It had a urinal with an absurd amount of pubic hair on the rim. I couldn't shake the idea of women seeing it as one of the few urinals they've run across. No ladies, that is not normal.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago

I worked at a popular bar and arcade chain. The women's restroom needed to be closed down 5 times as often as the dude's for emergency cleaning.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago

somebody is going to take this as racist, but it's just a factual observation: washrooms with a high indian user count end up like this far more than those with a lower indian user count

I've got enough data points over the past dozen years at multiple facilities in completely different population groups to safely make that statement.

my point is that it is normal for certain demographics. before somebody comes at me, no judgement is being made in this comment, I'm simply pointing out that it is in fact normal in some places.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Urinal? I thought it was a manscaping station!

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 23 hours ago

which is ironic, because that's not how covid fucking spreads, at all

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My office building still has them and people fill up their water bottles.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 8 points 1 day ago

Are they the 'touch the handle, gentle arc across' kind, or the 'sensor begins smooth laminar flow stream into bottle' kind? Because the first should be banned, ugh (I mean, not really, I still use the ones at the park), and the second is amazing.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The non-can-only-be-used-to-refill-a-bottle kind of water fountains being as ubiquitous as they seem to be, seems to be a uniquely American thing.

I don't think I've ever seen one in the UK since I was in school

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You get them a lot in gyms for obvious reasons.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

still not a thing in europe, we just use the sinks in the toilets.

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago

do you think it's gross to wash your hands in the sink? if not, why is it magically gross to drink the water from the tap?

[–] siha@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Makes it easier to swallow the protein during an intensive course?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

I think it probably depends on what kind of gym you're going to. I don't get invited to those kind of gyms.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These are not legitimate concerns.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I hate when that happens in a shitposting community!

@perfectsweeties @thomas is an ICE agent

They really should just be water dispensers so people can fill a reusable bottle or cup. Water is such a basic, universal need that it should be readily available at all facilities that are open to the public. That's generally the case, but I'd go a step further and argue that there should be a clearly marked water dispenser within an arms reach of each bottled water display. I buy bottled water sometimes, but it's because I forgot my bottle. I use the new one as a temporary one.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

There is no shame is enjoying a hot water fountain

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Water fountains are a throwback for me. I haven't drank from one since highschool.