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As another middle-aged long hair guy who has been approached numerous times by women asking about my haircare routine, I think there are multiple components to this:

• Hair is most definitely affected by hormones, multiple women told me that their hair becomes straw-like during periods or how they lost a lot of hair after pregnancy and I was like sorry can't relate 😅 I honestly believe if more men didn't cut their hair short they'd be generally better looking than women's, well, until they start balding.

• Some kind of pink tax or whatever. Every shampoo that I tried in a cute semi-transparent colored bottle that boasted some bullshit like lavender extract, durian aroma, ginkgo biloba seeds and such, has always destroyed my hair and took months to recover. Cheap shampoos in plain-ish looking packaging(pantene, head&shoulders, syoss) have worked well for me, with no noticeable difference from the fancy 5x pricier shampoos that my girlfriend has forced me to try. My cousin even uses plain soda bar and his hair is looking even better than mine.

• Less is more. It seems like every other woman I know are constantly fucking with their hair all the time. Wash two times a day, apply conditioner, then another conditioner, then a spray, and serum, a gel, and mousse, add perfume on top, mix a whole chemical lab on top of their head, then curl them, then straighten them back up, apply a different tightly knit hairstyle every day, then cut them short because of a break up, then color them, then bleach and color them again into another color, then cut them with a guillotine because that's the trend nowadays, then straight up rip chunks of them out because of stress. Like girl, all you need is to fuck off your hair and just wash them once every 3-5 days, and only rinse on others. Then just let the nature do it's thing, and if it doesn't, you need to pay a visit to a trichologist, dermatologist and probably also gastroenterologist and therapist, not yet another bottle on the shelf.

I don't necessarily mean more maintenance as in more washing/conditioning. I mean that you have to more carefully consider what your hair needs. You actually need to wash your hair more often with short hair since the grease has less room to spread out. When I was growing my hair out, I knew I didn't want to look like the long-haired metal-head with a big frizzy mess. I gradually started washing it less and conditioning it more. Now I don't condition but I oil it after washing. That seems to keep the split ends at bay and give some nice locks without too much greasiness. If I still washed it every time I showered like I did with short hair, it would look like brittle shit.

my hair is healthier

There's no such thing as healthy hair, it's only dead cells. That's why ads always say they make your hair "healthy-looking."

You can keep it looking nicer, though.

So you can use it as lube?

Ok and what about your hair?

Those are called split ends. If you have a lot of them, it's best to get a trim (just enough to snip off the split ends) and then try to figure out what is causing them.

You can't repair them. You can only get rid of them and then avoid them. Or keep getting maintenance trims.

With split ends trimming = longer hair over time.

Source: I had them so bad for years that my hair would break off and not get any longer looking. For me, it was too much heat (hair dryer and curling iron every day)

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