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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 18 points 1 day ago

I do not know this person, and yet I can already tell that he's an idiot.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

“Why is no one happy that we are expansionists? I specifically requested it.”

[–] ideonek@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago
[–] atropa@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

Ah ,the city fool is talking