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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This whole post seems like bait for drawing out nationalists.

It utterly ignores the vast, vast spectrum of space exploration and discoveries that many other nations have contributed, as well as the US's ongoing progress towards a permanent space presence after the USSR collapsed. And all it, from the advancements of Russia in the 60's and 70's up through today to India and China and ESA exploring our solar system as the US collapses er, scales back from the frontier of science and exploration. It's all worth celebrating and being glad happened in our lives so we get to see amazing sights and learn amazing things about our local space neighborhood.

If you take pride in shit you didn't personally do and feel others are inferior for not achieving your own measure of success, you're setting yourself up for being a mindless chud and girls will never touch your weewee.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 192 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Both the US and Russia have spent my entire life cooperating on the most ambitious space endeavor the planet has (the ISS), why are we trying to create some kind of ideological wedge between the two countries on the one issue we seem to agree on? Don't we have enough of those?

[–] Rhoeri@piefed.world 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because tankies don’t like nuance.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

Yeah one of my favorite little stories / poems is something I read on Tumblr years ago. It's currently attributed to Swan Jolras:

we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering "is there anybody out there" and hoping and guessing and imagining

because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us— we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we'd never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won't be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we'll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won't be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we're people, too! you're not alone any more! , maybe we'll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?

the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.

and they told us to tell you hello.

The astronauts of today from various nations literally live and work together in shared space stations, less concerned with who's tribe is better and more concerned with, you know, space, which is vast and doesn't give a shit about our petty differences

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago

This has some tankie level vibes. It’s referencing the Cold War era. Though I seem to remember as a kid in the 80s learning about Russia’s Venus crafts. This is like reverse propaganda.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly. And let's be real, both countries are absolute shit.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh yes. The world would be much better if they could self destroy or destroy each other while leaving everybody else to their own problems, like Switzerland is famous for.

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh this stupid discussion that we have like every 3 years

Here some other memes from the last time this came up:

[–] Zorcron@piefed.zip 33 points 1 day ago

Lmao that last Poland Ball one is hilarious.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We absolutely saw those photos in school in the US… maybe this person just didn’t pay attention?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Yeah, even in my so-shitty-sometimes-cows-wandered-in highschool we learned about this (and a whole lot more about Russian-american cooperation post space race.)

[–] Pirasp@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago

I hate to be that guy, but the first space rocket was one of the V2 test vehicles in 1944. It made it to an altitude of 176km Wich is most definitely in space.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

having a cow on every square inch of your body

[–] tryitout 10 points 1 day ago

It would take approximately 17 to 31 adult Dalmatians to equal the weight of an average adult cow, depending on the specific weights of the animals.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I get where they're coming from

I went to a space cadet camp at the Kennedy Space Centre. Considering I'm not American, Florida was a bit of a change for me

It was really odd how much they glossed over how they managed to do things, and instead focused on what they did instead

One good example of this was when the USA made these new engines for a rocket, and they tried to really underline how much of a scientific breakthrough they were, all while never actually saying what they did differently. Similarly, every time they brought up Russia it was always about how they were a step behind, slapping on a bunch of rockets to compensate for the fact that they had worse machinery

Of course, they never brought up how Russia was basically in front for the entire race until the US moved the goalposts, as shown in this meme

So yeah that's my experience on how this is taught in America

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Checks out how America was the single factor that allowed WWII to start favouring the winning parties in Europe theatre.

Cue to the stereotypes that you only hear if you speak English: France surrenders at a mosquito's notice, USSR could only fight because Americans leased tanks starting from 1941, and everybody else was just dumb.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gee, wouldn't it be nice if both countries prioritized space exploration instead of wholesale slaughter?

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But without wholesale slaughter we'd never have the motivation to build rockets that made space exploration possible! /s

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

"Increase the orphan input to the orphan crushing machine! We need more blood/lube for the war machine!"

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not a historian, but folks on The Internet have characterized the Soviet program as a series of milestones, with the US program a series of stepping stones in support of a single goal.

This makes sense with the cartoon, where the Soviets were first in basically everything except walking on the moon.

Not sure how much merit it has, but it's kinda interesting.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Less merit truthfully it wasn't the single goal to put a man on the moon until it became a convenient "win condition " for Western politicians.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well well if it's the first thing you do first, it's very convenient to say it's the winning condition.

Because you're late or incapable of winning every single thing imaginable besides the one you declare to be the "only true race". If this sounds racist, it's because they are. Coincidence?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Good call getting past "first dog" quickly, lest we dwell on it too much.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you cannot read it, open in browser. It is your app.

[–] Deebster 21 points 1 day ago

Or get a better app! Vogager (app, not probe) lets you double click to make tall posts zoom to screen width.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The people who do this cool shit are scientists and Cosmonauts who genuinely want to learn and explore. The fact that they did it under communism is irrelevant.

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I like.this but I always get bothered by the pressure analogies. You wouldnt feel a cow crushing every inch nope.

[–] bbboi@feddit.uk 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not a space people, but wouldn't it have made more sense to build a satellite to study mercury rather than kamikaze-ing rover after rover?

Edit: Fuck I'm dumb.