That's, uh, a way to talk about Chikxulub
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2026
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Why were some left behind?
The didn't listen to the Velocipastor
Those philosoraptors dared to question his teachings
That's because he was a Blasphemaptor
He was the hip hop velocirapper
some fled into space, and became a dominant species 10s of thousands of lightyears away in the delta quadrant.
Only the Tastiest Livers.
Makes sense. Raptor Jesus was his name after all.
It seems weird that God only chose to take the terrible lizards.