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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Former_Resident_634 on 2026-01-09 17:18:56+00:00.
This happened a few months ago. I've been dealing with ass issues for a long time now. I always put off going to the doctor to get it checked out because it's embarrassing. Eventually the pain became too much and I finally scheduled a doctors appointment.
Well apparently at some point I had a small tear in my butt, which has now healed, but the tissue is scarred and gets inflamed/irritated and causes bad pain. The doctor prescribed me suppositories for when it flares up.
Well it was flaring up and it was the first time to try out one of those bad boys. I was reading the box and it was talking about how you have to be quick and not to hold it too long otherwise it'll melt in your hand. This got me nervous because I didn't know how quick I'd be since I can't see anything back there.
Long story short, I dropped my dignity and let my fiancee put it in. So I got in position and spread em, and she did her thing. But in the process, I clenched and the suppository came shooting back out at her.
I heard it plop on the floor, she yelled "there's poop on it!", I yelled "get out! get out" and she ran out of the room to the office.
I cleaned everything up and when I finally was able to go get her she was still in the office laughing on the floor.
She's still with me thankfully so it didn't turn her off too much
TLDR: Have butt problems, doctor prescribed suppositories, got too in my head to put it in myself so my fiancee did it, I clenched and the suppository came shooting back out at her