- Don't live in the USA.
- Don't visit the USA.
- Under no circumstances should you live in or visit the USA.
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Sundely they became “please thread on me”
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"White Christians accepted only."
- Carry a flamethrower.
- Obtain Norweigian Citizenship¹
- Live in Norway
- Turn on the tv and tune into the American news and have #Popcorn 🍿 ready to enjoy the shitshow
¹Unfortunately I'm not privilaged enough for this :/
These don't work. "Be white" used to apply for a while but even that doesn't anymore. I think now it is "be white and suck up to fascists"
I guess we're ignoring the fact that they've kidnapped US citizens because they were brown.
- Be Caucasian
They've kidnapped white people too
"Don't be a minority" is a rule so deeply ingrained in their ethos they think it's universally understood already.
Don't kink shame.
Renee Good did none of those things.
Well she did obey them but they gave conflicting instructions and shot her anyways.
Important to note for clarity, disobeying an officer's instructions is NOT the same as disobeying the law.
And neither are supposed to be punishable by death.
How to avoid being deported by ICE:
- Be white and join ICE
Not guaranteed to work. What if you're off duty and they don't believe you when you say you work with them?
They already ignore passports, birth certificates, driver's licences and social security cards.
Be on crystal meth and work 24/7, problem solved.
How to avoid ICE:
- Dont be a US citizen
- Dont be pulling out of your driveway
- Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
- Dont be friendly and tell them "I'm not mad at you"
Step 1, everyone is illegal except for the people that were already here if you wanna get technical.
Step 2, maybe ICE shouldn't attack us, it's self defense from the very beginning
Step 3, oh boy. Maybe ICE and supporters should do a better job at following those laws and not take orders from a guy with 37+ felonies.
Food for thought unless you're to dumb to eat
i have a white supremacist translating device, here goes:
- be white, or else
- stop resisting! 🐽
- don't leave your house if you're not white
Rule 1 and 3 don't even apply anymore
Rule 2 doesn't help because they will deliberately give conflicting instructions and shoot anyway.
"In today's news, another us citizen of non-pale complexion was arrested by ICE, despite being married and working here for 20+ years."
ICE Barbie has her army of dogs, and you know what she wants done to dogs
"Sounds like my friends and I can show up at your door in fake ICE outfits and make your gargle on our balls. And if you refuse, we'll beat your ass, and you won't do anything about it."
I have a Don't Tread On Me sticker on my Car and I AGREE! If you DONT want ICE to Murder you just do LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY SAY without Question EVEN if their Instructions are "ILLEGAL" or "CONFUSING"!
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Found the black cursor.
Could you move your mouse?
i couldn't figure out what was going on. first time the cursor got in the screenshot and i couldn't get it out
This also has the AI text, no?
seriously? dude it's just text
It's hard to describe, but text in AI generated images tends to have the same font and colour pallet
(The image shared by the oop, not the one you posted to be clear)
AI explicitly generates images based on what it was trained on. If nobody used this color scheme then AI wouldn't have generated it because it couldn't have been trained on it.
The background color evokes paper, especially older paper. It's a common motif.
Yup, it definitely is. Like you said, it’s hard to explain but you can just tell after seeing a couple of them.
the off-white background and low contrast font color are signs for sure
there are also subtle differences between each usage of a given character (the serif on each "e" and the apostrophes stand out most to me) and inconsistent kerning
"How to avoid I.C.E." Notice how it doesn't say, "How to safely get through an encounter with I.C.E."
It's always interesting how much people's specific choice of words betrays their true feelings. The only reasonable goal with ICE is to avoid them, because once you encounter them, your safety cannot be guaranteed, no matter the circumstances.
Also, it's quite a laugh for a Trump supporter to suggest that people should "Obey federal and state laws." Trump doesn't even think he should have to follow the Constitution, which is the basis upon which all of those state and federal laws can be enforced.
They're complaining about other people accidentally breaking a building's windows while they're intentionally destroying its foundation.
Even after ICE detains or even deports (or murders) US citizens and legal residents, they still have the nerve to say this.
Don't have melanin
How to avoid?
Not be in the USA.
Well I am just saying that if they are not alive it is easier to avoid them.
Throw over the government, this might help.
Love how this most basic image of text still looks like it has the fucking piss filter on it.
Guess licking that boot made them too stupid for mspaint even.
Based Robert Evans
i dunno, the screenshot says it's not him. might be doctored
Whoever he is, he writes ok.
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