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[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This might anger some people but marrying the women of whom you concider to be your enemy is a thing. Of course it used to be rape. But in christian marriages they always say "submit to your husband".

I'm feeling spicy today so I'll add that he probably used to be an incel that got rejected by white women so shooting this person was actually a hate crime.

What a beautiful morning, it's about time I go touch grass.

[–] Kalon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I personally know exactly that type. These are people I choose not to spend time with. I feel a bit bad for their wives because they are controlled and isolated.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That motherfucker.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

He really doesn't look much over 220, I need to see three bills before I consider a man "tremendous" tbh.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you weight shaming? I’m confused.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My last gf was 275. My lover before that was 280+.

This guy keeps bragging about how he's a "tremendous" husband, and honestly, as a size fan, he's capping.

Thanks. Although those numbers are meaningless to me. What’s wrong with KG.

Tremendous can mean remarkable or outstanding. He could have been a great husband and a scumbag murderer. Although I’d say his dad isn’t likely to know if he’s a good husband or not unless he married his son.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Throw him in prison for life, and deport his wife and any anchor babies they have. He should be expected to be an example, and live by the same policies that he enforces with lethal force.

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