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Feels like ICE agent or Trump supporter with migrant wife/husband is a running theme.
Reminds me of conservatives who hate gays while going on Grindr.
It's called projection. The way they are clashes with the way they are taught. They hate other people so they don't hate themselves as much.
There were an astounding number of immigrant citizens who came here "the right way" (which mostly involves marrying a citizen) and voted for Trump specifically because they see everyone else coming as "criminals". They got in, and wanted to pull the ladder up from behind them.
I wonder if they realize that ICE doesn't care about their paperwork, they see some who is on the wrong side of the "Peter Griffin in a Fez" scale and just act. All of their papers, which they spent so long to get "the right way", will be dismissed as forgeries and they will be expelled to some foreign country just like the "criminals" they thought they were punishing, because ICE doesn't see the difference.
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I truly do not believe that old johnny boy slept well last night. I hope he never sleeps well for a moment the rest of his life which hopefully isn’t going to be too terribly far from the end zone.
MURDER!
He’s a committed, conservative Christian, a tremendous father, a tremendous husband.
and now he's also a murderer
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I tried to be surprised.
If you hand socially disenfranchised young men a bit of power, they WILL abuse it.
This guy is not disenfranchised in the least? He works for the fucking federal government
~~socially disenfranchised young men~~ middle-aged married men in positions of power
FTFY
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No that's different, she's one of the good ones
jail or fry that asshole
See my problem is that death is too good for people who deserve capital punishment. What this sumabitch deserves is to be welded inside a 3 meter steel cube with a hole in the top for watery gruel and one in the bottom for poop.
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He had to pay that girl to marry him
I know some guys from work who are married to Filipina and other Asians like Thai , Chinese etc. One day we were talking and few of them describing sex positions and I was shocked when they started talking about how they have sex with their wives. For them its not a marriage, its just some fetish, thry first thing they do is take these asian women to clinic so they cant get pregnant. I still remember one saying that asians love white guys and we want to fuck them raw so everyone wins.
If you're not into pounds, I can offer body weights in stone?