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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Name and shame! Root. Them. Out.

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jonathan Ross is a shitty human being and a murderer.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Oh my, how surprising, a Nazi who fetishized an Asian woman. I wonder if this is a common thing, perhaps even predictable.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

See my problem is that death is too good for people who deserve capital punishment. What this sumabitch deserves is to be welded inside a 3 meter steel cube with a hole in the top for watery gruel and one in the bottom for poop.

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[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This might anger some people but marrying the women of whom you concider to be your enemy is a thing. Of course it used to be rape. But in christian marriages they always say "submit to your husband".

I'm feeling spicy today so I'll add that he probably used to be an incel that got rejected by white women so shooting this person was actually a hate crime.

What a beautiful morning, it's about time I go touch grass.

[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know some guys from work who are married to Filipina and other Asians like Thai , Chinese etc. One day we were talking and few of them describing sex positions and I was shocked when they started talking about how they have sex with their wives. For them its not a marriage, its just some fetish, thry first thing they do is take these asian women to clinic so they cant get pregnant. I still remember one saying that asians love white guys and we want to fuck them raw so everyone wins.

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He had to pay that girl to marry him

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

If you're not into pounds, I can offer body weights in stone?

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