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[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

The pig who survived

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

His becoming an Auror made no sense. McGonagall pressured him to think about what he wanted to do in the future in his 4th year to plan out the rest of his education. Auror was his very first idea, and he wasnt really even super into the idea then. It seemed to be mostly out of a sense of admiration for Mad-Eye Moody specifically. And then, despite finding out that Moody was in fact a Death Eater trying to kill him the whole time, somehow that didn't taint his opinion on the Auror thing at all.

Even though it was just the first thing to pop into his head, he never gives it any sort of critical thought or even comes up with any alternatives. He doesn't even have an understanding of the greater wizarding world at that point to even know what kind of work exists outside of Hogwarts and Hogsmeade. He just shrugs and goes with his first idea anyway. But then he's not even committed to that idea really. He is not even bummed when his grades would apparently prevent him from taking Advanced Potions, a required class to become an Auror. When he learns that Slugorn had less strict requirements and he can take the class after all, he's just kind of like, oh okay... "guess I will keep following this path. I have no other ideas."

I agree with the Carlin Brothers that his career after Hogwarts should have been at Hogwarts. Whatever admiration he had for the fake Moody, the real Moody, or both, his truest admiration was for Dumbledore. And Hogwarts was his first real home. He excelled at Defense Against the Dark Arts from the beginning, and by his 5th year was even already teaching his classmates (including older students) skills that he had. And he was an incredibly effective teacher too, with his students using the skills he taught in the fight at the department of mysteries and the battle of hogwarts. He had more experience by then end of the 7th book fighting Dark Wizards than most Aurors at the ministry would have. That job would have been boring as hell after Voldemort and the Death Eaters were defeated. But he could use his experiences to enrich the next generations of witches and wizards, teach them to protect themselves, and be there to make sure Hogwarts remained the haven that is had been for him. It makes WAY more sense for him to have become the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor (especially since he broke the curse on the job with Voldemort's defeat). But then count on JK to do some stupid shit.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

To be fair, I chose my career in a very similar way.

When I was a kid, people kept bugging me what I will choose as my future career. I didn't want to keep having the same stupid conversation all the time, so I decided that since I liked playing computer games, might as well become a programmer.

So I did.

Probably not the best way to choose, but certainly a way that happens.

Remember, kids aren't adults. They work differently. And once you are on a track, sunk cost fallacy and people around you can make it quite hard getting off said track.

Ha. I actually enrolled in the wrong major when I went to college. Meant to do computer graphics, ended up in computer science (don't ask, I was just an idiot). My academic advisor told me that I would have to wait a semester to change majors, that it didnt really hurt much because most of the first semester classes were humanities that count for both anyway, but to go ahead and give my intro programming classes a try in the meantime, and see what I thought. And I fell in love with it and decided to keep the major. So yea... I guess that was even more dumb than Harry's situation.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And then, despite finding out that Moody was in fact a Death Eater trying to kill him the whole time, somehow that didn’t taint his opinion on the Auror thing at all.

Moody wasn't trying to kill him. He'd been kidnapped and replaced by a Death Eater in order to infiltrate the school. At the end of book 4, the deception is revealed and the death eater is arrested by the Aurors.

The real Moody returns in book 5 and serves as a loyal companion and mentor through the end of the series.

He had more experience by then end of the 7th book fighting Dark Wizards than most Aurors at the ministry would have. That job would have been boring as hell after Voldemort and the Death Eaters were defeated.

Voldemort is just the latest in a long line of evil wizards. They're stubbornly common place.

I do think Harry's career as an Auror can't last. The best "old man Potter" story is going to read like a Harry Dresden novel - a washed up ex-cop turned private eye with as many enemies in the bureaucracy as the underworld.

But it's reasonable for Harry to consider joining the Aurors after graduation, only to find out the hard way what being a Wizard Cop means in practice.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Moody wasn't trying to kill him. He'd been kidnapped and replaced by a Death Eater in order to infiltrate the school. At the end of book 4, the deception is revealed and the death eater is arrested by the Aurors.

The real Moody returns in book 5 and serves as a loyal companion and mentor through the end of the series.

Yes, I know all that. The guy he knew as Moody originally, the only one he'd met at that point, the one he was admiring that inspired him to be an Auror, was the imposter. That's what I was talking about.

Voldemort is just the latest in a long line of evil wizards. They're stubbornly common place.

Not really. I mean there are evil people who are wizards, sure. But not to the level that had Dumbledore felt the need to be involved anyway.

Grindelwald fell in 1945, and it wasn't until 1970 that Voldemort debuted himself to the world as the Dark Lord. He attempted to kill Harry 11 years later and lost his body in the process, comes fully back 13 years after that, and then is killed 3 years after coming back. We hear about no other person even attempting to rival the role that Grindelwald and Voldemort filled in that time. So from 1945 to 1997, 52 years, the only evil wizard that required a coordinated effort beyond the typical efforts of the Ministry that we ever hear of is Voldemort.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Auror was his very first idea

Not to nitpick, but Auror was Rowling's first idea, as you suggest in your last sentence there. Rowling's narrow-minded world view wouldn't let the hero become a teacher, or a politician, or an activist, or anything else. Her view of the world says cops are the real heroes, so the hero of her story must become a cop.

That's cause Rowling was a status quo loving Tony Blair labourite. As per a 4chan post:

“It very neatly describes the way liberals see the world and political struggle.

Lots of people complain about the anticlimactic ending, but really I don’t think it could be any other way. I’d like to imagine that there’s some alternate universe where Rowling actually believed in something and Harry was actually built up as the anti-Voldemort he was only hinted as being in the beginning of the books. Where he’s opposed to all the many injustices of the Wizarding World and determines to change their frequently backwards, insular, contradictory society for the better, and forms his own faction antithetical to the Death Eaters and when he finally has his showdown with Voldy, Harry surpasses by adopting new methods, breaking the rules and embracing change and the progression of history. While Voldemort clings to an idyllic imaging of the past and the greatest extent of his dreams is to become the self-appointed god of an eternally stagnant Neverland, Harry has embraced the possibility of a shining future and so can overcome the self-imposed limits Voldemort could never cross, and Voldemort is ultimately defeated by this.

But that would require a Harry that believed in something, and since Rowling is a liberal centrist Blairite that doesn’t really believe in anything, Harry can’t believe in anything. Harry lives in a world drought with conflict and injustice, a stratified class society, slavery of sentient magical creatures, the absurd charade the Wizarding World puts up to enforce their own self-segregation, a corrupt and bureaucracy-choked government, rampant racism, so on and so forth. But Harry is little more than a passive observer for most of it, only the racism really bothers him (and then, really only racism against half-bloods). In fact, when Hermione stands up against the slavery of elves, she’s treated as some kind of ridiculous Soapbox Sadie. For opposing chattel slavery. In the end, the biggest force for change is Voldemort while Harry and friends only ever fight for the preservation and reproduction of the status quo. The very height of Harry’s dreams is to join the Aurors, a sort of wizard FBI and the ultimate defenders of the wizarding status quo. Voldemort and the Death Eaters are the big instigators of change and Harry never quite gets to Voldy’s level. Harry doesn’t even beat Voldemort, Voldemort accidentally kills himself because he violated some obscure technicality that causes one of his spells to bounce back at him.

And this is really the struggle of liberals, they live in a world fraught with conflict, but aren’t particularly bothered by any of it except those that threaten multicultural pluralism. They see change, and the force behind that change, as a wholly negative phenomenon. Even then, they can only act within the legal and ideological framework of their society. So, for instance, instead of organizing insurrectionary and disruptive activity against Trump and the far-right, all they can do is bang their drum about what a racist bigot he is and hope they can catch him violating some technicality that will allow them to have him impeached or at least destroy his political clout. It won’t work, it will never work, but that’s the limit of liberalism just as it was the limit of Harry Potter.”

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/ryttu3k/672686578850840576/description-a-text-post-originating-from-4chan

[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (11 children)

I think we're putting the cart before the horse here.

Assuming Harry is virtuous and good and brave and excellent at fighting dark wizards and helping people, wouldn't that be the perfect person to become a cop?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Those things qualify you for a whole slew of jobs, and Harry has plenty of other interests besides fighting evil wizards. It seems like very shallow, hackneyed writing to have a 14-year-old latch on to becoming a cop in a community that he didn't even know existed until he was 11*, one which he literally isn't permitted to participate in until he finishes boarding school.

[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Fair enough, but that argument also works against you:

Why become a cop? He has other interests than being a cop.

is equal to

Why not become a cop? He's interested in being a cop.

Surely you know cops don't eat sleep and breathe law enforcement too, right? As in they have other hobbies and interests? That goes for every job; a tailor has hobbies other than tailoring, and a taxi driver has other interests than driving.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

What? Those aren't equivalent at all. My whole point is that it's bad writing and out of character for Harry to be interested in becoming a cop. Him becoming a cop is in no way equivalent to him pursuing literally anything else that would be more in-character.

Your second point has nothing to do with anything, and I don't know why you included it.

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[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 104 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fred and George did it best.

They gave the biggest bitch in the history of bitches the middle finger.

Literally exploded out of Hogwarts.

Opened their own store which sold items that only had disturbance in mind.

Returned to Hogwarts only to participate in civil war.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dont forget that they voluntarily participated in the Battle of the Seven Potters, and George lost an ear in the battle.

And they also established and operated a pirate radio station that undermined the wizard-nazi propaganda by delivering the truth to the masses, and brought levity and unity to those involved in the resistance.

The twins were real ones.

[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

You can't really have a resistance without support like Fred and George and fighters like Harry.

A resistance with only supporters isn't a resistance; it's blogging.

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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 152 points 3 days ago (4 children)

My favorite part of Harry Potter is when Hermione tries to get everyone to oppose slavery and everyone's just like why are you being so mouthy?

JK Rowling has views that were regressive for the 1800s. It's amazing we didn't see it sooner.

[–] Bad@jlai.lu 48 points 2 days ago

She also randomly changes her mind at some point and agrees slavery is ok because the slaves said they don't mind.

I did not enjoy the books back in the day and was not shocked when JKR was revealed to be a bigot.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"oh those british aristocrats and their slaves"

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 days ago

No, see, the slaves like being slaves, we can't force them to be free.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For all her bigotry, I don't think Rowling is/was pro slavery. In the books that plot point is clearly meant as social critique against the imaginary wizarding society.

But after a while I guess the plot point got boring and it doesn't make sense for the world to change because of some random school girl's protest, so the whole thing was dropped.

Kinda like fridays for future. At first the reporting around it was like "Cool, the kids have something they getting political", then it got boring and then society got hateful against it and then everyone just ignored them and nothing was changed by it.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I didn't really interpret it that way. I took it as "look how annoying people who complain about social justice are".

I don't think she literally supports slavery but it was clearly an allegory for what she views as annoying activist types.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He was a jock who grew up to be a cop.

Just inexplicably within a nerd wrapper.

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

By the time he gets to school, he's a trust-fund jock who grew up to be a cop

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 184 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Well no surprise there, Harry was essentially a jock who only excelled in two things:

  • magical self defence
  • sports

And he was good enough in magical self defence that he took down the biggest baddest wizard with just the disarming spell. Literally a magical "put yer gun down".

He could've gone into sports but hey, he just finished off the "big bad" shortly after he turned 18, so of course he'd chase that high. Especially when his girlfriend went into sports and they could hardly both play, that would be constant tension.

So yup, he went on to be a cop. And I see a lot of people claiming that ooh, the wizarding world is different, the police aren't sent after innocent people, their justice system isn't rigged, there's no discrimination, yada yada... Hello??? Magical SAPIENT creatures are routinely enslaved, Dumbledore, someone people thought to be above reproach, was constantly accosted by the very same cops, Harry himself was accused and dragged into a kangaroo court over DEFENDING himself, the aurors have proven time after time that most of them are just as ineffective as the typical Murican doughnut-muncher mall cop, and about discrimination... "mudbloods" need a reminder? Or how Filch is treated?

The wizarding world is the last living remnant of the elitism of the British monarchy/nobility, and if you don't see this, you lack practically all comprehensive reading skills. Put down those rose tinted glasses and read Harry Potter while paying attention to the social narrarive. It will open your eyes.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 59 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What pisses me off is that you're 100 % correct but most of it is unintentional on Rowling's part. She's a fascist reactionary and she just, for the most part, enthusiastically described her perfect little ideal society.

Everyone is in their place, the good guys work very hard to maintain the existing social order, and the people at the bottom are there because that is in their very nature and really they just like it that way and attempting to elevate them is futile. Textbook fascism and all of it is presented completely deadpan because this is Rowling's genuine beliefs.

Hot take: HP's popularity is responsible for more societal ills than pretty much any other book in print. Almost no-one engages with it critically even amongst the crowd that outwardly disagrees with Rowling's more recent political activism. Fuuuuck that license.

Hot take: HP’s popularity is responsible for more societal ills than pretty much any other book in print.

I'd say the bible ranks higher. But as an admitted "hot take," I can respect that.

[–] btsax@reddthat.com 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm not sure that the outcome of Harry Potter is fascist in nature. After Voldemort is defeated there's no mythic national rebirth, no driving nationalism, no cult of personality at the top, and the society doesn't treat violence as virtue. What it looks like to me is more of a reactionary neoliberal, paternalist world. Hierarchy is enforced and treated as natural, change is looked at with suspicion, institutions are trusted, and the only problems come about when bad individuals are in charge of those institutions. This is essentially the worldview of 19th century imperialist Britain.

To be clear, though, fascism does exploit these weaknesses in liberal/neoliberal thought to bring itself about and does share some of the superficial look, but I think it flattens the term to label Harry Potter and/or JK Rowling as explicitly fascist. I think at best her work is neoliberal slop and that she has some abhorrent views about gender that people who are fascists would agree with.

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[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 99 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always found it real interesting how as soon as the Hitler parallel takes over the government and turns it into a fascist state that all of the magic cops just immediately do what he tells them to. They all line up and go along with it. No I don't mention that for any particular reason...

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 68 points 3 days ago (1 children)

tbf there WAS a purge of aurors who supported Dumbledore and those who stayed with the Ministry did bail once Voldy took over.

Even Arthur Weasley, whose job was mostly irrelevant and minor, hightailed it out of there.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wasn't his job trying to figure out how muggle stuff worked? With most wizards not even having a high school level comprehension of the basics of technology. Guys job was probably the most important of all given that technology advances exponentially and magic in the setting appears to be almost completely stagnant.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 19 points 2 days ago

Nope. His job was mostly to mop up after careless wizards and witches that enchanted or cursed Muggle objects to behave... differently than intended.

His fascination with Muggle stuff was a completely personal thing, although most others disliked it. Which to me made little sense, wizards being so stuck up their own arse they completely ignore the Muggle world like they're not part of it when the literally live around them.

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yer a tool of the bourgeois oppression, Harry!

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Let that bigot and her mediocre kids' books rot.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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