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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 125 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I worked at a hospital for 20 years... in IT, I wanna start scolding just reading this!

this gets more then just pharmacists excited!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 62 points 2 months ago

Fr! Not even pharmacist, just anyone with a passive knowledge of germ theory!

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My elderly parents showing me clearly AI videos of a $30 robot puppy...

I couldn't convince them it was AI. I tried to explain CGI with shit like Pixar and Disney movies but it didn't work. NICOO puppy

That shit should be illegal.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I worked at a hospital for 20 years… in IT,

Hi there, I work in a small lab just upstairs and was wondering if it's okay if I spoof a few MAC addresses to get wired internet and then use my personal VPN to torrent a few GB's of films and games? I'm sure you understand

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I mean, a few GB would probably be done in a few seconds, so no big deal, just don't seed past 1.5. The VPN actually makes it easier on the routers if there's any NAT going on because the VPN handles managing the individual connection forwarding table.

Now if you said a few TB, that might be an issue.

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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 89 points 2 months ago

One of the best ways to get information out of people who are hoarding knowledge is to say something so blatantly false to them that they can't help but lecture you on why you're wrong.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 74 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Or of they are a nurse, ask them which home remedy is best for burns: toothpaste or powder coffee?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

tell them to put a whole onion in their sock and call it a day

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 2 months ago
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[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As a joke it’s perfect 😂 but also: please don’t actually do this—finishing antibiotics as prescribed (or calling your doc if you’re having side effects) is the real pro tip.

[–] Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 51 points 2 months ago

Looks like we found the pharmacist.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Recent research has found that the recommended length of a course of antibiotics is basically just a guess and doesn't have any hard science backing it.

I've even seen research that suggests that not finishing the full course if you feel better helps prevent resistant bacteria from taking over (because the antibiotics are killing the bacteria that are outcompeting them).

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If you're ever lost in a forest, and you want to be rescued, just start building a house. Someone will magically appear to ask if you have a building permit.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

In telecoma version is take a fibre optic cable with you and burry it. A backhoe will promptly arrive to dig it up.

[–] Anarch157a@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

If you're in the desert, start mixing a Dry Martini, an Englishman will appear to tell your recipe is wrong and his is the correct one.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (6 children)

We need one of these for every field.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

I bet optometrists have opinions about people who have bad enough vision that it causes them daily problems that they complain about regularly, but don't want to wear glasses for vanity reasons.

contacts exist, but y'know ...understandably many people don't want to use them either - as someone who wore contacts daily for a couple of years, learning to put in contacts was kinda similar to learning to deepthroat.

[–] janja@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Saving for

learning to put in contacts was kinda similar to learning to deepthroat

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I wonder how many people tried both and agree that it's kinda similar :D It's the part where you train yourself to ignore your instinctual reluctance and reflexes to "touch" a part of your body that's not supposed to be touched like that.

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[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

"OK, I unplugged the computer. ... No, I still hear air moving. ... What? You mean the footrest? Why would I unplug that?"

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[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i wonder if hearing people talk about radiation as though it's an infection that can spread from person to person makes other nuclear enthusiasts twitch as much as it makes me...

or hearing someone imply that any nuclear reactor can explode in exactly the same manner that an atomic bomb does "by accident".

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

talk about radiation as though it’s an infection that can spread from person to person

It kind of does if you practice cannibalism!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You enrich uranium through centrifugation.

I enrich uranium through bioaccumulation.

We are not the same.

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[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Here's my 50 CSV files for you to create a powerbi report on top of.

As well as

How do I export the data from my report to CSV?

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[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Plumber "hot water heater"

Accountant ".02 cents"

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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 20 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I just had a thought, do they still put a shitload of antibiotics into animal feeds on factory farms? Doesn't that contribute to antibiotic resistance?

[–] Sniatch@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (17 children)

Just another good reason to not eat animals

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Course lengths for antibiotics isn't well studied. From this article:

In fact, the optimal length of treatment in many common infections is not well studied and may be more than a little arbitrary. One infectious diseases doctor has suggested, somewhat satirically, that most of our current rules for antibiotic administration have more to do with the number of days in the week than they do with robust scientific evidence.

We have a growing and, frankly, terrifying issue of antibiotic resistant bacteria from over prescribing and longer than necessary courses.

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[–] shrugs@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Where in that document does it say that patients should decide on their own to stop taking antibiotics because they "feel better now"?

This is something one can bring up with the doctor who prescribed it, but not a decision to make on feelings.

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That is interesting. But a consideration for the doctor, not the layperson. Everyday people should still take the full course prescribed and hope their physician has prescribed the right dose.

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[–] joe_archer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is exactly the same as saying to a software developer: "I was going to ask you to write me some software to do this, but I'll just get AI to do it instead"

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

“I used to do programming when you could put code on your MySpace page”

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[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago

Works great with your local autistic friend too, or anyone with any semblance of common sense

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

"👍"

"Oof. I wonder what I did to piss them off?"

[–] philpo@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

And the infectiologist and the microbiologist will then scold the pharmacist and here you go, you started a bar fight.

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you have a friend who's ~~a pharmacist~~ not a dipshit...

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