Well ... what planet does Mercury orbit? Oh ... yea, then its not a moon.
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Size doesn't matter
Weird how many people seem to think it’s like a competition or something. It’s a descriptive label.
The whole Pluto thing taught us a lot about the psychology of letting go of something taught at a young age. People getting proper frothing at how they shoulda just let Pluto keep it, just to save themselves the extremely minor cognitive dissonance.
When people get upset about pluto, I'll just tell them if pluto is planet, so is Ceres. Which then results in mindless staring because they never even heard about Ceres...
And Cedna. And Eris. And Makemake. And Haumea. And...
I really doubt more than .001% actually care if it's called a planet or not, it's just a meme to pretend that you care. Like pineapple on pizza.
No one actually cares if you put pineapple on pizza. No one actually cares about Pluto being a planet. But there are many people who see themselves as some sort of white knight defenders of the truth against haters that don't actually even exist.
Have you seen the lengths people go to in order to not have to change their world view even a smidge? To not have to correct themselves about anything at all? I'll give you a hint, literally every right wing party in the world doing well is because weak people can't change a damn thing about themselves.
Wait... How do we know Ganymede orbits Jupiter and not the other way around? 🤔
Don't take Mercury for granted.
This is how we lost Pluto to the "well ackchually" gang.
People fighting for Pluto that it should be a planet instead of a dwarf planet
Ceres: 🥺
Context: Ceres is now considered a dwarf planet, and used to be considered just an asteroid, but when it was first discovered it was considered a planet. That was in 1801. There is no objective criteria for what a planet is and isn't. Like a lot of things in nature, things just exist, and as humans we categorize them. Ceres is round like a planet like Pluto. I'm not saying it should be considered a planet, I think dwarf planet fits them both nicely. As late as the 1950s Ceres was still sometimes considered a planet by some people.
I have a sort spot for it. I love it.
Edit: Because two people have misunderstood me now I'm going to say it more explicitly. I'm fully aware there is a scientific definition for dwarf planets. I'm not saying there isn't. I'm just saying compared to something else like prime numbers there isn't an obviously correct way to categorize them and the definition has changed over time. By stating the current definition of planets and/or dwarf planets you're missing my point. Those definitions change. See here for the history.
I found it interesting that Warframe, set in the Solar System (+ SciFi/Fantasy stuff) features not only the various planets (including Pluto), but also moons (Deimos, Phobos, Europa) and dwarf planets (Ceres, Eris, Sedna) and even an asteroid (though the original name isn't known, if it ever had one). Not relevant to the topic, just came to mind.
Most of my space knowledge comes from Elite Dangerous lol. They used a lot of real star catalogs when making the galaxy and visually it's really good.
I'm fighting for jupiter to also be a dwarf planet because it has not cleared its orbit of a few million asteroids.
I love how i get knowledgeable stuff under such memes
Best part of lemmy
Gas giants aren't planets: they're just clouds, man.
The sun is just a particularly angry cloud.
More like a failure as a sun. We should all point and laugh at Jupiter.
Space clouds.

I don't like the format generally, so I never thought I'd appreciate a kawaii-anime-style narration with interesting facts about planets, yet here we are. Where'd you get them from? Or are you drawing them yourself?
Git Gud Ganymede, break out of Jupiter’s orbit
New York City born and raised.
I distinctly remember a third grade class when the teacher told us that the population nation of Sweden was smaller than the population of New York City.
Nobody does indignation like a 9 year old.
Mercury used to be bigger than it currently is. The only thing that's survived the wrath of The Sun is its core.
Mercury is hard core.