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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/pdmock on 2026-01-06 17:55:05+00:00.
Not today...
I (40M) went to a nude beach. Great time nice water and chill vibes. Part of my 40th birthday celebration. Swimming in the ocean, getting sun on my front and bum. I have a nice tan. Now for the fuck up.
I was swimming in the waves, taking laps out and back, and then go for a beach walk to dry off and sun a little. Did that 2 or 3 times. On my last time swimming out, I felt a tingle/sting on my ankle. Looked at my foot, nothing, and then my arm started feeling the same. Stopped where I was, looked again, a few red spots on my arm. Thought maybe some seaweed brushed me, and kept going. Then felt a sting across my upper thigh and a tingle on my dick and balls.
This time, I swam back up to the shore. Saw a broad rash on my outer thigh that turned into a long streak that ended with a red dot near the tip of my dick.
TL;DR: swam in the ocean naked, got stung by a jellyfish on my leg and on my penis.