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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

lemmy.ml might be a good instance for you.

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

What in interesting use of free will

[–] Snazz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I must have used up all my luck before meeting you

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My brother got sassy with me once, he said "you think you're so much smarter than me, huh?"

"No, I don't think I'm smarter than you."

[–] BenevolentOne 9 points 2 months ago

I have always respected him the more because I know that he dislikes flattery as much as he deserves it. (Voltaire)

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I've never met anyone else so unshakeable in their convictions.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Je viens d'en entendre quelques unes très bonnes : "Tu n'es pas un père mais un courant d'air." À une personne qui noie le poisson, "tu prend ton élan pour mentir."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Sorry dude my french is not that good.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 2 months ago (7 children)

先生,呢個係香港伺服器。 唔該講廣東話。

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

C'est du chinois pour moi !

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why do I feel like we've already done this

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 2 months ago

I don't remember but honestly we could.

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

😀😀😀...😠

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I can't imagine a better day than one spent after your company.

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

You're so vain, I bet you think this meme is about you.

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