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[–] thymos@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 days ago

From The Royal Tenenbaums:

"Why did you specifically have to point out I'm not a genius?"

"I just don't use that word very lightly."

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 15 points 6 days ago

Don't feel too down, it's not like this project won't be the same without you.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 6 days ago

!rareinsults@lemmy.world

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A snarky one I heard from a woman to another.

"It's amazing how you can pull off THAT outfit"

Implying poor taste in fashion. I do think delivery is important here.

I don't have a lot of petty female friends but I've certainly encountered them and they are masters of the craft of two faced insults. Especially involving taste and habits.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My dim brother threw something similar at that me (he always wears whatever plaid is in fashion). I will admit my fashion is loud, but damn if I don't look good. I cheat a little. I have a tailor who will take my cheap button downs and tailor them for 10 bucks so i always look sharp as fuck.

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[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 6 points 5 days ago

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

😀😀😀...😠

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You were so cute when I first met you.

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My brother got sassy with me once, he said "you think you're so much smarter than me, huh?"

"No, I don't think I'm smarter than you."

[–] BenevolentOne 9 points 6 days ago

I have always respected him the more because I know that he dislikes flattery as much as he deserves it. (Voltaire)

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

You're so vain, I bet you think this meme is about you.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

I can't imagine a better day than one spent after your company.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I've never met anyone else so unshakeable in their convictions.

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