this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2026
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Leopards Ate My Face

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All the warnings fell on deaf ears, huh? Must be service-related hearing-loss.

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[–] Rhoeri@piefed.world 10 points 2 months ago

I hope they both suffer tremendously. They asked for this exact thing. They need to experiment it.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Easy when you're a goddamned moron

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

"evangelical christians were lied to" — yeah, and you fell for it. there is no excuse for falling for it again. none. you have access to the internet just like the rest of us, if you were too stupid or ignorant to make sense of it at the time, that's on you and the community you belong to. fuck all of you sheeple

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

I voted to kill those I hate, not those I love!

Hate will kill more dreams than anything else

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

evangelical christians were lied to

No they weren't, it was all laid out, they just didn't think but would happen to them, or they only heard what they wanted to hear.

He's been elected by these fools, he doesn't need them anymore.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 2 months ago

Oh how the turns have tabled.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

"Fuck you got mine" until the MAGAT SWAT comes in.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

The leopards love the flavor of evangelical faces. So tender from being marinated in salty tears.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Something something leopard faces

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is the New America, Bucko! Pull your bootstraps and thank Jesus for your Job Creators and your gun rights.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Listen, can we not go down the route of hate? Can't we all just agree that pineapple should not be in pizza?

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Oh and, haha dude, can't you just get another wife or something? I mean if your King Paedo feels you shouldn't have her then you really shouldn't be upset about it. (...I bet Mr NoWife likes pineapple on pizza. Filthy scum)

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No we can’t agree: pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza. It goes great with any salted meat, like bacon. Or spam

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't care what I don't know

All I know is bigger guns

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