I'm sure the shareholders will be suuuuper happy to learn that Micropilot Copilot 365 Copilot Azure Copilot Copilot Teams Copilot is now on 111% of every WinCopilot install, which will totally mean great profits.
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2026
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But just in case, let’s lay off 5-10% of our workforce again this quarter just to further drive home how profitable we are!
Found Copilot randomly installed on my computer after the latest update. Couldn't uninstall it fast enough
inb4 they name System32 to Copilot so you can’t delete it.
Watch me!
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same here. I uninstalled so much bloatware that automatically installed in the past six months without my permission
they're driving us away
Imagine being in charge of one of the wealthiest corporations to have ever existed, and yet unwilling to write out a statement without a fucking llm
It must be hard to admit he spent billions on a slop machine. Sunk cost fallacy is probably one of many things they're fighting.
It will become the norm. Our CEO uses ChatGPT a lot. He used it to write a Christmas email to the whole company. All of his correspondence it devoid of any personality.
Your company can save a lot of money by replacing him with an used laptop that only opens chatGPT on startup.
You are assuming that they have a personality to begin with.
I love this for them. They refuse to change course so it is on them.
They worked hard for it, and earned it.
Just tried generating a Microslop logo using AI. Funny how Copilot refused to do that, yet every other AI did it happily.
Do you know why it's called MicroSoft? The founders and CEOs decided to name the company after their penises.
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