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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Impressive_Plant3446 on 2026-01-05 18:53:58+00:00.
After our new years eve party, came home a little drunk with the boyfriend to my place. Hopped in the shower, legs feeling a little rough, so drunk me decided to very quickly rub them down with my exfoliating "brown sugar" body polish. I grabbed a handful of it and went to town. Rinsed off an hopped out of of the shower.
Next morning I am awoken by my bf calling from the bathroom in an extremely concerned tone, asking if I was okay.. A little hung over, I got out of bed and saw him standing outside of the bathroom staring inside in horror.
I peaked over his shoulder and started to laugh until I couldn't breathe. In my drunken rush to exfoliate, I apparently slung that body polish all over the shower wall and up to the ceiling. Fresh out of the jar, the stuff has the consistency of sandy diarrhea. It hardened into a thick crust onto the shower wall all the way up onto the ceiling in a spectacular pattern as if someone booty blasted an upset stomach. You could see where my finger tips ran through parts of it and everything.
Through my laughter I finally just uttered the words out "Smell it!" He replied with a horrified "NOooOO!"
I spent the afternoon chiseling brown crust off of the bathroom ceiling while horrendously hung over because his mother was coming by that evening. I apparently missed some that got outside of the shower and there were small puddles of crusty brown drippings between the shower and the toilet.
His mother found them while using the restroom and pulled me aside letting me know that "If my son did that, tell him to clean it up." I tried to clarify that it was just exfoliating cream but she gave me a "knowing" smile of pity before she left.
Glad this happened after Christmas dinner. Not looking forward to easter.
TL;DR: Drunkenly scrubbed myself down with "Brown sugar" exfoliating body polish. Slung it all over the wall. It hardened into a crusty diarrhea explosion pattern which my horrified boyfriend found when going to take his morning pee. My hungover self didn't find all of it while cleaning and now my boyfriend's mother thinks one of us was leaking.