He won’t touch the wee
Until Maduro is free
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First, using your own photo on your profile. Second, using that to comment on a porn site. Third, giving up your favorite wank for a political statement. This man is fearless.
Honestly this dude is based.
There's a core assumption being made here
Needs to be an internet dirtbag left medal, something like hero of the soviet Union, but only awarded for things that are all of brave catty sleazy anti-imperialist
A man has to have a code
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All sacrificed some Some sacrificed all 🎗️
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Who is that? I to want to avoid her videos.
I want that to gain traction, and for e-girls to unionise and become a stronger political force than Christian groups.
Im not saying it would necessarily be good, I just want to see it happen. This timeliness anythings possible.
Most egirls would be better at being world leaders tbh
Fewer kids would get raped. Coaches would still happen.
Pretty much anyone would be. Bring back sortition!
For real we have much crazier shit already, give us mobilised unionised egirls
Remember that time we elected a bisexual pro wrestling champion because we liked his hat?
Only if they join forces with the gambling clan, then can they amass enough political & financial clout. Maybe Internet cat video lovers as well.
I'd trust meth addled homeless guys who don't speak the local language as long as they're not religious
Have you ever doubted?
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No honkers for me till Maduro is free
Well, no American honkers. You did the "murican forgetting the rest of the world exists" thing for an old man's masturbation material.
That's a lot harder to rhyme.
edit: This would have been a great opportunity to reference B99 but I couldn't find a good image macro.
"Don't wank to yanks"
I feel like you can wank to yanks if you don't pay for it?
No, people outside the US sadly lack the honkers. There are only Yankee Honkers.
not enough, you should support Venesuelan hookers instead
I didn't think anyone cares about Maduro.
With this invasion US broke both international as well as its own laws.
And, after removing Maduro he is just planning to leave the old regime in place? So at this point there isn't even excuse to help people of Venezuela it is just to steal resources and screw the people.
At this point it's the same thing Russia does.
America behaves the same way it has since its conception: murder and pillage without remorse because the bag and power is all that matters
Furthermore, it represents a continuation of Western imperialism, with the same barbarism of ages old, because the West/America never went through a civilizational makeover since their OG colonizing days
"It's the same thing Russia does."
Come on, man. 😐
All empires are built on the same sins, but yeah.
Faptivism
ANTIFAp
Masterbation>>mass murder
If we make this popular enough Trump might get confused and start arresting the puritans
Ethical gooner. 👍
~~Voting with your wallet~~ Voting with your genitalia: Power of what's in your pants
Wait, do we each have one genital and genitalia refers to both kinds?
I don't know, I thought in reductionist terms penis and vulva refers to two of them personally/subjectively in singular; second language English is hard.
I wasn't criticizing your grammar or anything. I didn't even consider you might not be a native speaker! You legitimately got me thinking as someone who is lol but yeah English is wrecked. Especially plurals, damn Greek and Latin
I think genitals is correct, referring to all the collective parts of your junk.
I forget about collective nouns sometimes
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