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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 162 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Bonus: the app is just an Electron wrapper to their website.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] N00b22@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It literally takes 20% of the CPU of my i5-10400 randomly, and even 40%

The app

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But the name is Discord Updater. Is the app using that name in the task manager?

[–] N00b22@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago
[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 9 points 2 years ago

Despite your platform having a common webview.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You linked to the particle

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[–] N00b22@lemmy.ml 83 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The app: Last updated January 2023

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

App permissions required:

  • name
  • address
  • contacts
  • financials
  • life history
  • kinks
  • current relationship status
[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...Is the app trying to fuck me?

[–] archchan@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago

It's probably trying to get you to fuck yourself

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I regularly use apps that haven't been updated for longer, and 20-year-old PC programs. The worse thing is if old versions are purposefully deprecated too early, I don't have Play Store.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

This is fine for apps that don't use remote APIs and aren't actively having breaking changes made to them on a regular basis, but that doesn't apply to most of these nagging "use our app!" companies.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My doctor’s office has done this to me when I’ve called in to get help with a prescription issue I was having. Literally just gave me instructions for how to message my doctor through the app. 🫠 Mfer I’m calling because I don’t want to use it! It sucks ass too because it always takes like a week to get a one sentence reply that only addresses half of what I asked.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Building a great mobile website is much harder than building a great mobile app, so I understand when they just don't build a great website to begin with, but taking away an existing website, yeah, that sucks.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (12 children)

You need one anyway for desktop users. A desktop-first website will usually be more accessible and easier to onboard, especially for infrequent users.

Example: To track a package, a certain store emailed me a button whose destination is this monster of a URL:

https://labia.page.link/?link=https://order.fart.cum/cz/history/%23/lookup?orderId%3D4206913372%26lid%3DAE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&apn=com.labia.fart.app&afl=https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/?lid=AE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&ibi=cum.labia.fart.app&ifl=https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/?lid=AE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&ofl=https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/?lid=AE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&imv=1.24.0&amv=2915

(Numbers and some strings were changed but the gist and 604-character length remains.)

The main function of such a long URL is to redirect desktop users to https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/ to see the tracking info while mobile users get directed to the app store to get an app (or view the link in the app if they have it). These are (probably) Google Firebase links and they're absolutely terrible. While they make life slightly easier for existing app users (saves one click but only if they go through the email), this implementation makes it way harder for others to reach the content. Either you get the app, log in there and part with fucking 300 MB of storage, or if you have no mainstream App Store, storage or time, you are forced to do a workaround: Desktop Mode (that may or may not work), rewriting the URL (difficult because it’s so long and includes https: several times, may require hex-decoding), or finding a computer. All this just to check one order from a store you’ll forget about next week.

I have demonstrated that instead of just getting sent the desktop-friendly URL (and perhaps seeing a floating “Open in app” button at the destination), most users are put through extra nuisance that took effort to implement. Sure, some customers are frequent enough to use the app while most are happy with a website but once the business invests in the app, they will absolutely make sure everyone is pushed there despite it being less convenient for both parties.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

extra nuisance that took effort to implement

I think this point needs to be stressed more. It is dead simple to write a website that works well on mobile phones. In fact, the first ever website, without CSS, without any JS, without fancy HTML5 features, is mobile friendly: http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html

It’s only when you start adding useless bells and whistles like floating shit in from left and right, tons of animations, side-by-side displays, overlays and whatnot that you need to start being competent to make it work on mobile.

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[–] GeneralVincent@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

(Numbers and some strings were changed but the gist and 604-character length remains.)

Sooooo... were "labia.fart.cum" parts that were changed, or...??

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sure, go to labia.fart.cum. But you’ll only get the full Fart.cum^®^ experience with the Fart Labia™ app!

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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Building a great mobile website is much harder than building a great mobile app

Are you a web developer and an equally good app developer to make such a statement?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have doubts. Great website developers often make a half-assed app by wrapping the website in a crippled browser. The T-Mobile app is not even subtle about this, there was a URL bar in the version I last used.

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[–] Mighty@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If all I did was inspire Lemmy meme community to make stock photo memes, I'm happy

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We see you, and we're proud. o7

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

If you download the app anyway, make sure that the first thing you do is to disable the notifications. Many apps have that as their sole purpose.

[–] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thankfully there aren't as many great mobile webpages left anymore that I would really care about if they made me use their app. Pre-Edit: I think thankfully is the wrong word.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Still, it’s storage and heckin' executables on your device. Everyone should get an option to use a website, even if just a poorly laid-out one, unless the vast majority of users only interact in a way that only works with local executables (like video calls). You should not need an app to check an IKEA order status on your phone (yes, they do that, see my other comment).

And I'm aware that video calls on some platforms can - and do - work in browsers but I won't blame anyone who rejects their boss's proposal to create a video call app in HTML/CSS/JS.

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[–] crimsdings@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I am the head of a large banking app / web in Europe. We have about 40 MiO logins per month, 39 (edit: millions) are done with the app.

Personally I would prefer the web version of everything important like banking always - but the customers are all preferring apps. So yea guess where I allocate my budget.

It sucks but that's how people operate these days

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

39 out of 40 000 000? That's not a lot of app users.

[–] crimsdings@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

;) millions .. 39 millions ;)

I blame the Lemmy app of my choice for my typing shortcomings

[–] BubblyMango@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Dont worry, the Lemmy website is better (unlike your bank's)

[–] ritchie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most of us would probably just be fine with PWAs, but the marketing branch says no... They need everything possible about you, need the app to run at startup and send you notifications at least every 4 hours...

[–] BubblyMango@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How can an android app get all the info about me if it has no permissions?

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[–] Pantherina@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Amazon

Ebay Kleinanzeigen

Splitwise

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Reddit

MEGA

Youtube, of course

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[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Idk Amazon web works fine, I usually use the app but I don't remember having issues with the web.

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[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

App takes up 300 mb despite being clearly just the mobile site wrapped in a webview.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For me the hierarchy goes something like this: Floss native app (dt & mobile) > floss electron app (dt & mobile) > website > non-floss app

[–] K4mpfie@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What does the L stand for?
Free
?
Open
Source
Software

Is it Legal?

[–] jana@leminal.space 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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