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[–] Hond@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The finer the chain link the higher the resolution

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Use that mesh from bird cages, he should end up as a few mega pixels when viewed front on.

From the side it's gonna be more like cheese sticks, but with more colours.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

You wont even know the difference!

[–] udon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Imagine you almost did it but got stuck 1/3 through

you'll probably dead already, so you wouldn't give a fuck

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rick and Morty do this several times.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure it also happened in Tom and Jerry. And kinda in T2.

Resident evil kinda did this too, it was just with lasers.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

When I made that post, it was 6am for me.

You shouldn't assume things I say at 6am will make sense.

(Sorry for being nonsensical)

edit: I'm also unsure why anyone upvoted my previous comment, though I'm glad I struck a chord with them.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well. Skeletons aren’t cubes.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I have nothing funny to say, but I admire the cleverness of your contribution and appreciate your defense of me.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How do you know? Have you seen your skeleton? Or any skeleton get made, for that matter? Reject flat Earth theory, it's time to embrace cube skeleton.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 6 days ago

Once when I did salvia the world turned into rotating cubes, so maybe I saw the true nature of the universe.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bold words from someone who presumably maps out the inside workings of the human body.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Y'all need to quit thinking I'm more clever than I am. Fart photographer.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Didn't that happen in Super Troopers 2?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Neither is meat, but if you slice through it it can be.

Living bones aren't as rocklike as they seem.

If old Merrie Melodies cartoons have taught us anything, it's that this is possible, Daffy Duck did it, and the government is going to ban all cartoons lest children run out and do it, even though they never have.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A good question for xkcd's what if.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 16 points 6 days ago

A similar one appeared in the first book.

Q: How fast would a human have to run in order to be cut in half at the bellybutton by a cheese-cutting wire? - A: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[–] nomen_dubium@startrek.website 9 points 6 days ago

i meeean... last name checks out?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Okay, so ghow fast would I have to go to get this one done?

want to finance the experiment? just need some dead pigs, a fence, and a catapult

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Just heat up the fence to light-saber warmth.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Pfft. When I was at school we tried to defract a classmate by pushing him down a hill on a skateboard, at a gap in a wall.

SpoilerHe did not defract.

Extrusions. No vertical slicing. Drr drr…

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

You would need to be boiled for a few hours first

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I feel like this was an edible fueled plan.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Like those little square pepperonis on the Totino's Party Pizza my Nonna used to make.

[–] uss_entrepreneur@startrek.website 69 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 14 points 6 days ago

exactly what i had in mind

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 1 points 6 days ago

Weird, I was just thinking of this scene yesterday, then again with this post

[–] hesh@quokk.au 18 points 1 week ago

Classic scene

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 25 points 6 days ago

That poor bird

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, these comments are all the same. Just a chain....link.

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[–] Odo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Did you know that Death in Supernatural also played a role in the Cube series?

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don’t want to ruin this “great” joke, but don’t you mean cuboids? In a cube all sides are equal in length.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

“Grate” joke? Or did I get double whooshed?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

thats how hard he wants to run through the fence

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Has mythbusters tested this one?

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