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[–] notgivingmynametoamachine@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I’ll kill half a dozen cops or MP’s or die trying if they try to forcibly deploy me before I do a single goddamn thing for Trumps Military.

If somehow I’m deployed against my wishes my first action is to make a white flag out of my underwear, surrender to whoever they deploy me against, and share as much intelligence as I have (probably 0 but who cares).

This isn’t some power fantasy by the way, I don’t want to hurt anyone.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a european, chances are if my country is being invaded, it's either by Russia og USA. If I'm gonna have to defend my country it will absolutely not be through the military. Conventional warfare against a greater foe is just a really good way of getting killed.

Either civil disobediance or terrorist attacks like the IRA is more my style.

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 25 points 6 days ago

The issue is that many of us are also concerned about the others who would or at least could be drafted. Our children. The younger adults we've taken under our wings and built friendships with. It's hardly any comfort knowing that I would never be drafted. Granted, I don't think there's a good chance of anybody getting drafted in my lifetime, but stupider shit has already happened, so there you go.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We have assessed your current situation and are pleased to inform you we have created a project for people with skills like yourself.

Welcome to operation meat shield where we'll cash in those 30 years of contributions and pensions to keep the markets going I up and the boomers from having to face consequences.

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[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

The motivation for most new recruits in the US military is escaping poverty. That poverty is on purpose to funnel recruits into the military. Unlikely to ever be a draft again, they'll just ramp up the poverty.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 5 days ago

Also why leadershit is pissing their pants over declining fertility rates.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The motivation for most new recruits in the US military is escaping poverty.

Also the leading motivation for ICE recruits. That and the ability to be jerks.

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

The leading motivation for ICE recruits is power fantasies of hurting people and feeling important.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

Remember that when a dictator runs out of qualified people, they'll draft anyone who has a pulse to keep things going.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Wishful thinking, in the Serbian- Croatian war they were drafting 60 year olds. Russia has dropped any medical exemptions.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Nahh, they'd have to be drafting 60 y/os by the time they got to me. Honestly ill just be impressed i held out that long.

Unless you foresee them instituting the draft tomorrow.

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I have a bone spur in my foot, can I also dodge a draft?

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How wealthy is your bone spur?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 5 days ago

Not very wealthy.

[–] Simulation@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Are you also into children? Then sure!

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

When Nazi Germany decided to declare war on the whole world, their leaders remarked that some of the fighters they were forced to use were "old meat" and "green vegetables". (So-called "casserole" units.)

It's one thing to think you're invincible and quite another to commit acts of state-sponsored terrorism and war in the belief that you're untouchable, but if there's anyone in the world who seems willing to find the breaking point, it appears to be Donald.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Could you at least replace my windows if you're going to hit that close to home?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Millennials spent our time terrified of a draft 10-20 years ago. Gen Z, welcome to the "anti war for my own self preservation" club, we [millennials] really did try to keep you out of it

[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

How hard did we really try though?

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 6 points 6 days ago

Still fit for duty, operation meat shield go!

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

NGL, I had to legitimately tell myself this the other day. I spent most of my formative years as a young adult worried that the neverending war in the middle east would escalate and I would be drafted. I was not alone in this fear either, most of my peers had plans to flee the country if Bush called for conscription.

It never did end up happening, probably because the war was deeply unpopular after it was clear that the invasion was just a pretense for regime change and not at all related to 9/11 or WMDs.

I think the mental trauma from that never healed, and now I'm pushing 40 and still thinking every new "war" we start will have the MPs knocking at my door to serve me my mustering papers.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Gun nut wannabe operators are like our primary domestic product. Decades of defense propaganda in TV, movies, and games has guaranteed no shortage of willing idiots with expendable bodies who have already foregone their humanity for the fantasy of headshotting the men and raping the women. America will rip apart at the seams before it ever sees another general draft.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

War is how the rich kill off the poor.

General strike is the only solution.

[–] Critical_Drinking@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Cannonfodder /s

[–] astro@leminal.space 6 points 6 days ago

It may soon be time to bring back the American military tradition of "fragging"

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

The dr. Phil's are out in full force here 🤣

My spinal nerve damage. If I’m fighting. Things are fucked.

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