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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/tifutinkle on 2026-01-04 18:58:52+00:00.
One of my favourite things to do for fun an exercise is going on bike rides, with others or alone. It’s always fun and relaxing, and gives me an opportunity to just get away from everything for a few hours. Today I decided to go on a solo ride as I hadn’t been out for a little while and I want to start doing it even more often this year. Also probably important for this story, I am a girl (19F).
So fast forward a little, I’m on a little quiet trail riding, it had been a few hours and I was needing a little rest, so I decided to stop for a bit of a lunch break just at the side of the trail. I had brought some sandwiches and snacks for this, so I stopped, parked my bike just at the side and sat down right beside it and started eating. It was a nice break, managed to rest a bit, got all fuelled up again with the food, and was ready to start riding again.
But just before I headed off, I decided to go for a little tinkle beforehand since I was already stopped and could feel the urge to go. The lunch break I had just taken had been around 30 minutes, and in that time not a single person had gone by or even been heard. That, and also the fact I didn’t want to move my stuff and bike again just to go find a bush or tree, made me decide to just squat down on the side of the trail where I had just been eating, have a quick wee, and be off again. So thats what I did, I pulled down my shorts and underwear, popped a squat, and literally JUST as I started to wee, a man (probably around 30-40?) appears around the bend in the trail with a dog. I’ve just started, and theres no way of me being able to stop there, so I’m forced to just continue tinkling while this man and his dog walk right past me, with everything on show. As he passes, we lock eyes and he just says “couldn’t hold it in, ay?” and I let out a little giggle from embarrassment, but inside I wanted to die. The man passes and my stream tapers off, I do a little shake to get the drips off and pull my shorts back up, trying to accept what had just happened. I get back on my bike and ride away, hopefully to never see that man or his dog ever again.
TLDR: went for a bike ride, stopped for a lunch break, decided to wee before leaving, a man and his dog saw me with my shorts down mid tinkle