a bukkake is crazy
also shouldn't it be nobody "came"? it'd be more funnier (incorrect grammar intended)
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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They didn’t cum because she covered her eyes and hair. That’s the whole point isn’t it? AIM for the eyes
nobody came;-)
we don't know that. They may have blasted rope at some other bukakke party.
You can’t say “bukkake” on the internet now?
I think it's funny, because bukkake is just a noun, kind of meaning to splash or pour something over something else. There are even dishes called bukkake, e.g. bukkake soba. But since in the anglosphere it pretty much exclusively refers to the sexual act, that just has a very different connotation.
I mean that‘s always the issue with this dumb auto swear / dirty word detection. It is simply not context aware.
Recently in a game of Hell Let Loose, someone wrote in chat that he needs hearing aids while playing and the game automatically censored „aids“ because of „get aids!“ and whatever shit someone might say in a shooter.
This auto-censoring is particularly outrageous in a shooter where you can literally see people being torn to shreds by explosions.
No swears allowed on the Deus Vult Youth Group Christian server!
I still can't believe those kinds of servers exist, but they do.
Sorry to pick nits, but if the definition is "to pour something over something else," that's a verb.
ぶっ掛け (bukkake) is a noun, like "a splash of coffee."
ぶっ掛ける (bukkakeru) is a verb, like "I like to splash around."
Granted, bukkake isn't that kind of splash, it's rather "they splashed water on the flames."
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I'm too lazy to remake this meme because of censorship. Unfortunately, this is how memes are trending thanks to AI and algorithms
Yeah it was less a judgement on you and more on the AI and algorithms :).
I miss the ole internet
Be the change you want to see. On my phone so it's shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Bukkake.
Still seems to work on my end.
Hey-oh.
Worked on his end too.
The self censorship is really disheartening. I read a defense of it that I considered thoughtful, but I truly hate it. I don’t know what we should do about it. Mass resistance?
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The fuck's the point of getting bukkaked if you're gonna wear a hairnet and goggles?
It's required PPE in the state of California for all orgies. Safety first.
The irony is that the shower cap & goggles cause cancer in the state of California, so we just can't win over here.
It's really weird how its only on California. Someone should look into that
I wonder how many references I am missing daily.
I've watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I read 1984, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I watched Idiocracy, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I switched to Arch, and then started seeing references to it everywhere, btw.
etc...
And it doesn't stop. This has to mean I still keep missing many. I'd probably scroll past this comment if I didn't see that label on some Adata drive, since they don't seem to be that common in EU.
I'm no fancy bukkake expert, but I'd wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.
I'm no fancy bukkake expert
Yeah, sure, @Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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I can tell this is fake because "man passes up opportunity for free, consensual sexual act" is so far beyond fiction it's not even funny.
Although that does sound like an Onion article title.
I can think of several men I know, including myself, who would not want to attend a bukkake
Cowards
Yeah, I'm entirely capable of standing around and jerking off on my own, without driving across town, without having to interact with the kind of people that would show up to an impromptu bukkake party.
Oh come on
No I will not be coming on, that's the point
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From a misspent youth, I can tell you that many people, even straight men, ghost sex parties/moresomes, even with attractive cis women, even after paying a deposit in advance.
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Does it count if there are goggles involved?
Not kink shaming but definitions matter damn it.
Does it count if there are goggles involved?
Always use protection.
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Goggles? Shower cap? TISSUES???
What kind of podunk bukkake is this?! No wonder no one showed up.
tbf, some people have sensitivity issues and are grossed out by cum on hair/eyes, they are still allowed horny and covered in cum if they want to
"Yes I had a question about tonight's bukkake, I am allergic to cum, do you have a vegan alternative?"
Let me tell you, I was involved in organizing gangbangs in a major city, this was not once a thing.
tbf, that picture likely had nothing to do with a bukkake, just a sad woman cleaning
Now give your sister a hug, and tell her you love her
Then cum on her face to make her feel seen.
Idk what the original context of the image was supposed to be but I don't even care tbh. 😂
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