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A group of crows is a murder. A group of apes is a shrewdness. What's a group of you called? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

A disaster

[–] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Teleporter malfunction

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A meekness

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

GreatDepression²

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A crop dust.

[–] _deleted_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

A misery.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The Man Who Folded Himself.

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

A Single

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A chagrin

[–] SorryImLate@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

A procrastination

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An orgy.

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A Magic tournament

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A blunder.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

LAN party

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

An embarrassment

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gassy

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

youse

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Did you say... Yutes?

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[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Static

[–] Jerkface@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

An insufferance of jerkfaces.

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A herd

[–] tal@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

In retrospect, asking a question that intrinsically depended upon English's many terms of venery on the furry-dense Threadiverse had been kind of lobbing a softball.

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 3 points 1 month ago

A Caboodle

[–] confuser@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

A group of kangaroos is called a mob which is funny because they are super dangerous and seen as often as any other strays animals and basically can one punch you

[–] lulungomeena_burbclave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

We're called a system.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

An imposter.

Like any of us know wtf we are doing.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 month ago

a mess

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

An exhaustion of Pauls

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

A responsibility.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

A machaduab

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A Litany of Aspertives.

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

An orgy

[–] raptore39@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

A recklessness

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A meh.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

sh.it.heads

[–] TonyOstrich@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A disaster

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A mistake

[–] alfonsothemonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A Session or Sesh for short

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 2 points 1 month ago

A charm. I’ve often been described as a hummingbird going from thing to thing. So that’s nice.

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