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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Far-Geologist6516 on 2026-01-02 06:50:56+00:00.


Hi. My fuck up is very short. It happened not today but few days ago. It was a very loong and busy day outside due to new year errands etc. Got out of the office, weather is super cold, waitng the bus, bus is crowded, traffic jammed... I had too hold number 1 for almost 2 hours and finally relief while I am literally feeling like my kindeys are melted and I am peeing them.

30 seconds later... I grabbed the pack of "clean and throw away" hygenic cloth. Didn't look at the color. 1 minute later... Pussy burning like somebody placed large grit sandpaper in my underwear! I didn't understand it first but then I realized the fck I just did... I used the bleached cleaning cloth instead of regular body cleaning cloth. Washed it away for like 5 mins and the pain is started to fade away.

TL;DR: I wiped my pussy with "bleached cleaning cloth" instead of "body cleaning cloth."

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