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The Thing, keep Kurt Russel. Intense horror with practical effects... but it's all felt. Open with slightly Norwegian Statler & Waldorf in the helicopter, taking potshots at a dog and digs at each other, and just get weirder from there.
"Wakka wakka!" "... you gotta be fuckin' kidding."
The show Barry. Keep Bill Hader.
Titanic. Man I can't decide...
I think I am keeping Leo DiCaprio. But Kate Winslet growing into a Muppet is also funny.
Equilibrium, John Preston (Christian Bale)
Eyes wide shut - Nicole Kidman stays human
Good first date question.
If your date even understands what are The Muppets.
Edit: The Hangover. Keep Zach.
Fight Club, keep Brad Pitt
The Fast and Furious series, keep Vin Deisle
Chronicles of Riddick and Riddick, keep Dane Judy Dench
Shutter Island, just imagine the discussions
Blue is the Warmest Colour. Keep Léa Seydoux. Main girl is replaced with Ms piggy.
American Pie - Jim (that apple pie better be a fucking muppet)
A Serbian Film - Marija
Cannibal Holocaust - Faye
edit: oh yeah, forgot my uno-reversal
Muppets Take Manhattan - make fozzy a real person, everyone else is muppets.
Grease, keep Frenchy
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Keep Nathan
Elf, Will Ferrell
Every time this post comes around it just makes me think of Happy Time Murders or whatever it was. Muppet organ transplant!?
EDIT: Added link
The Ring, keep Samara.
The American version is funnier because you get these dramatic reveals of Muppets with their eyes and noses sewed in the wrong place.
And Muppet Brian Cox in a bathtub, flashing as a black outline with a visible skeleton.
And a bunch of shredded felt behind a boat.
Fear and loathing in las Vegas. Keeps the Hunter cameo.
