Every movie ever. This would literally get me to go to the theater for the first time since '09, I'm tired of remakes but this is doable.
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Gone Girl, keep Rosamund Pike
Bullet Train, keep Ladybug.
Lord of the Rings. Also Hugo Weaving.
Fight Club. Jared Leto.
Because it would be funny as fuck to see Angel Face getting fucked up by a muppet.
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John Travolta. Pulp Fiction.
Tim Roth. Four Rooms.
Simon Pegg. Shaun of the Dead
The Lord of the Rings.
Smeagol.
Edit: Alternatively. Lord of the Flies, with Piggy being the only real person
Top Gun, keep Kelly McGills
From Dusk Till Dawn, George Clooney.
Event Horizon, Sam Neil
Army of Darkness, Bruce Campbell
Star Trek First Contact, Patrick Stewart
Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan, but Shatner and Ricardo Montalbán both get to stay.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the chick who plays Buffy.
And from my fiance: Pirates of the Caribbean, Keira Knightley. Gonzo is Captain Jack Sparrow and Kermit is Will. I really wanna see Kermit and gonzo just flailing away at each other with swords lol
Edit from her: each movie in the series changes which one is the human.
From Dusk Till Dawn has to be Quentin Tarantino, just imagine the scenes in the motel room or him drinking tequila off a Muppet's foot.
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Brazil, keep Jonathan Pryce.
American Pie, Alyson Hannigan
Pretty much any Star Trek movie, keep Leonard Nimoy. We could see how Spock probably thinks of everyone else.
This is actually doable with ai.
It would take a little while to do but it wouldn't be too onerous and could be done entirely with open source models and tools.
This is one of the best uses of the tech imo. Creating hilarious parodies of capitalist media.
No man, just fuck no. I hope you stub your toe. Really hard right now.
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Se7en, Gwyneth Paltrow.
It; keep Bill Skarsgård.
Willow, Mad Martigan.
Oh wait, it’s kinda already that.
Late Night With The Devil, keep Dastmachian's character.
Hereditary, keep the grandma.
Good Boy, keep the ~~dog~~ ghost.
Psycho Goreman, keep the dad.
The Room (2003), keep Greg Sestero
Schindler's List
Liam Neeson
The Sandlot, keep Benny
Sister Act, keep Whoopi
My wife suggests The Princess Bride, keep Cary Elwes
Nah, Kermit has to play Wesley to Miss Piggy's Princess Buttercup. I'd keep Andre the Giant. Or maybe Fred Savage. Statler and Waldorf would of course be the grandfather(s), and the Swedish Chef as Miracle Max. Oh, this could be good...
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Hellraiser. Pinhead (doug bradley)
John Wick, Lance Reddick is the only human and everyone else is muppets. Kermit is John Wick.
Taxi Driver, everyone except De Niro is a Muppet.
(But in the "you talkin' to me" scene the reflection is also a Muppet.)