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Die Hard, Alan Rickman stays human.

The Truman Show, Truman.

Or for a different kind of funny, The Truman Show and the human is the director.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, keep Cameron

My family has discussed this specifically with LOTR for over a year now.

Keep Elijah Wood as Frodo. Kermit is Aragorn. Gandalf is Rolf the dog, has been a wizard before and can be Gandrolf. Arwen is Mrs Piggy. Sarumon is Sam the eagle Galadriel is Janice Eleond is Dr Teeth Rest of electric mayhem plays elves, except Animal, who plays the cave troll. Sweetums plays the Balrog Long Théoden is Fozzie Wormtongue is Statler and Woldorf.

We had more but these are highlights, and also the correct casting after much debate

Watchmen. I don't know who I want as a human, but it won't be Fozziemandias.

"Mister Anderson..."

My wife suggests Rocky Horror, keep Tim Curry.

Muppets Christmas Carol.

Michael Caine.

The Matrix, yes, but everyone is human inside the matrix and a muppet on the outside

Fury Road. Max is the human.

Being John Malkovich, John Malkovich.

The Big Lebowski, keep Jeff Bridges. It’s all an acid flashback.

Do the Muppets do Muppet things or are they doing the performances in the original style?

I feel I would like dredd with Karl urban and zero changes to his performance, but the Muppets doing silly stuff.

Shawshank Redemption

Andy

John Wick.

No Country For Old Men. The old man at the gas station is the only human. 5 mins of random human screentime in a sea of Muppet violence

Hot Fuzz, but keep Simon Pegg

Backdoor sluts 9.

The backdoor slut.

Back to the Future. Biff is the only human.

John Wick - Keanu

The Passion Of The Christ with Jesus as the only human would be a fascinating watch

I Am Legend. Will Smith.

It would be an apocalypse where everyone was turned into a bloodthirsty muppet

The Truman Show, Jim Carrey of course

Escape from Ney York and Escape from L.A. , keep Kurt Russell

Taken, keep Liam Neisen

The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell

"Murder on the Orient Express", everyone but Poirot.

would it be wrong to want a muppets murder mystery? if it is, I don't want to be right

Mad Max, but the guy who eats chrome paint is the only real actor.

Troy. The horse is now a human and the muppets (the soldiers) will be hiding under his shirt.

Original Star Wars trilogy - Harrison Ford.

Oh, this is fun. Inglorious Bastards. Christopher Waltz. If only for the scalping scene.

Moon (2009), Sam Rockwell. Hmmm.

Lord of the ring, ~~Sudekis~~ Serkis.

1917, the human being the brother they're looking for.

I really just want to see that final trench run sequence with Kermit running at full pelt, arms waving as hundreds of Muppets go over the top

I'm definitely showing my lack of knowledge on live action movies, but Holes. Keep Stanley Yelnats. Make him forced to work with and be watched over by a bunch of muppets.

Either that, or To Kill A Mockingbird and keep the main character while having her surrounded by muppets.

Taxi Driver

Jodi Foster

V for Vendetta, keep Evey.

Training Day (2001) keep Denzel Washington

Team America World Police

But with human Matt Damon

Rocky Horror Picture Show: Channing Tatum or John Cena or something to play Rocky, everyone else is a Muppet. Because no human alive could ever replace Tim Curry, but we could maybe use all of Tim Curry's original work to voice a Muppet.

The Neverending Story, Keep Atreyu

The Princess Bride, Keep Wesley

Legend, Keep Tim Curry

Apollo 13, and Forrest Gump, keep Tom Hanks for both.

The Labyrinth, but even Sarah is a muppet, and of course we are keeping David Bowie.

Passion of the Christ only Jesus is human

Alien, John Hurt