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DMs, this is your party's next encounter. How would they do? (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

"There's some commotion over the next hill. Would you like to take a gander?"

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My players may be visiting the dons of the animal mafia in a coming session. This could happen.

History suggests they'll talk they're way out of it and invite the geese over for a potluck.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Unless they tell the geese that if they walk like a duck and talk like a duck they will be called ducks.

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So...they are going to fight themselves?

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Your PC's all wear heavy armor?

[–] kindred@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm calling the knight. (Catbox alt)

But enough about that.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Conjure Animals:

A bunch of baby ducks.

[–] Morganator2000@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 months ago

Another trash AI post.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

Oh no

[–] FarceOfWill 3 points 3 months ago

Somewhere after level 5 dms need to learn to stop providing enemies that can burn.