this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Granted. Its the last guys night, ever. For any guy. All thats left are women.

[–] stephfinitely@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it a loop hole then that I'm a women lol jokes on the internet assuming everyone a man.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You know, I saw your username after I made this post and thought about editing it to say "the last poster's night"

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Granted. The last guy is placed right in front of an atom bomb to witness the awe.