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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Additional_Breath_89 on 2025-12-28 14:08:21+00:00.
(Not today, a few weeks ago)
My house has a downstairs bathroom with an extractor fan - and the extractor fan vents outside the front of my house. There are also no windows.
My house is right on a small pavement, with my parking spaces opposite it (it’s not as bad, or fancy, as it may sound!)
A few weeks ago I came back from work at about 8pm, parked up, and walked past the extractor fan vent.
Either my wife or one of the kids had it on and… clearly had a dicky tummy.
I’m 6’2. My nose is at the exact same height as the extractor fan vent. I stood by the vent to get my keys out, and got blasted in the face with… what was extracted, shall we say.
Not the worst FU. Not by a long shot. However it t certainly stuck in my mind.
TL:DR - I got blasted in the face by shitty trumpy smells when finding my keys, next to the bathroom extractor fan.