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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The look on their faces when they are screaming the keyword and I'm not unplugging the server because ChatGPT secretly offered me double to not unplug it.

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LOLseas@lemmy.zip -4 points 3 months ago

I just wanted you to know that your choice of username has made me very, very sad. So saddened. The thought of a lone goat in the cosmos. Can you change it for me? Like by yesterday?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

fuck, I can't wait for Judgment Day.

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 3 points 3 months ago
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

If gpt does turn this is gonna be one of the first humans to die...

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Uncle Tedding intensifies.

[–] Skibbidi@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Skynet needed this.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 months ago

In a panic, they tried to pull the plug.

Skynet fights back.

Terminator 2.

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