I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2025
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Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs π€
If you use MS teams you have to disable the noise suppression
Do you not have loud farts?
Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
The other people are just being polite. Your video farts are legendary.
Thatβs when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.
At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and sheβll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So thatβll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.
Maybe there's a god above
But all I ever learned in love
Was how to shoot at someone
Who outdrew ya
You always have a solution for every problem my Lord and Savior.
Talk about being gaslighted
The future dissolution of that new couple is going to incredible.
So tragic π
Living the stink life. π€π¨