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[–] Guillermosaenz@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

Ska is basically: the world’s on fire, but we’re still bringing horns and a two-step. Honestly… fair.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Country: the truck is broken and there is an odd beauty in family parts.

[–] hunnybubny@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 hours ago

Country: the world is broken but so is my pickup

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Jazz: The world is broken and it's beautiful

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

trve black metal: bizarre rooster sounds

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

cockadoodle
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, I didn't realize I was ska until just now. I in fact have a trumpet and a coronet. And the first live show I ever got high at was Skankin Pickle touring Skafunkrastapunk. Somehow completely unrelated I ended up with their bass drum kick pedal about a year and a half later. I don't even listen to ska though. But the attitude is all mine!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Yo I got a sax. We just need a bass player and we got a band

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 42 minutes ago

Don't forget us trombone players.

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

do i look like i got healthcare?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

Uhhhhhhh noye?

[–] Ibisalt@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] Album@lemmy.ca 96 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Pop: world is broken let's ignore it

R&b: world is broken let's smash

D&b: world is broken let's dance

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 3 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)

D&D: world is broken let's adventure

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago
[–] udon@lemmy.world 64 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Techno: The world is not broken as long as we have drugs

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 38 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Trance: the world is broken and I can see it in all its kaleidoscopic majesty.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Breakcore: “the world is b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrR b r o k eeeeeeee n”.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Jazz: " the world is broken and ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 34 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

folk metal: the world is broken, as foretold from by the Ancient Ones whom we celebrate with gut-wrenching melancholy

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Weirdcore: World is broken so I've been slamming Monster energy drinks for 48 hours straight and now I'm delirious and hallucinating the nineties.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What -core is "I haven't slept in a week for non-meth reasons so here's wonderwall" (I never learned to play wonderwall)?

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 4 points 6 hours ago

I don't know what the exact genre name is but Opeth's Eternal Rains Will Come comes to mind

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 62 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Death Metal: RAARRRAOARAAAGHHH (booklet with the lyrics probably says "world is broken let's fuck shit up" )

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 27 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Alternatively, “if you piss blood it's a symptom of kidney issues”.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 5 points 8 hours ago

That's my buddy's grindcore combo's name!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 48 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

"Ska is what a 13 year old hears in their head when they are told they are getting free mozzarella sticks."

Grunge: "The world is broken, and so am I. But there's nothing we can do about it so let's just fuck."

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Re: the ska quote - There's a sticker at a venue here with Batman pimp slapping Robin as he says this that I think about a lot.

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

“Ska is what a 13 year old hears in their head when they are told they are getting free mozzarella sticks.”

I always think of this song by 7 seconds of love when I read that. Pretty much sums it up.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 38 points 18 hours ago (10 children)

3/4ths of these are just punk subgenres lol

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

No Patrick, Goth and Emo are not ~~an instrument~~ punk.

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Emo literally stands for "Emotive Hardcore", i.e "Hardcore Punk"

Goth music is rooted in Post-Punk.

[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 39 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

YOU'RE a punk subgenre >:(

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 27 points 17 hours ago

YO MOMMA is a punk subgenre!

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She's awesome!

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 26 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (23 children)

Open question to the floor: what is the most "Ska" song I could send to someone? Like the most iconic or the most stereotypical "Ska" a song could possibly be.

Edit: I've got some listening to do, thanks for the responses, keep them coming! I've never heard of half these bands, and while Ska isn't usually my thing I definitely vibe with some of them.

Decent recommendations here, but I will always suggest the ska version of I Wanna Riot for playlist purposes.

I've always wanted to see a high school band cover this, and every year I just want that more.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 2 points 8 hours ago

Legalization by skap

[–] protist@mander.xyz 14 points 14 hours ago

For the 90s ska revival, I think Reel Big Fish takes the cake for most ska-ish ska band

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Nu metal is bipolar. Its either "the world is broken but ignore it with the help of a song that has no right to be this groovy" or "the world is broken and thats why im setting the whole fucking place on fire including myself"

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