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[–] Marzanna@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

Nah, I'll let beer and sauerkraut colonize my intestines.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 0 points 19 minutes ago

Makes sense they're all white.

[–] n0respect@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Intestinal imperialism

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 45 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Me, walking into my friendly local gay bar:

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like this implies the existence of a hostile local gay bar.

Tell me more

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 minutes ago

A lesbian bar maybe?

We don't have them where I live. Every one that's tried to exist has unexisted quite quickly.

Apparently it's just not a feasible business plan for some reason.

[–] morto@piefed.social 43 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

After arriving at the intertines: oh, no, where's the fiber? there's only ultra-processed trash around here. We're gona starve! Noooooooooooooooooo

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 12 hours ago

Conquered by yeast

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Take probiotics with antibiotics and start a war.

[–] johsny@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Or a gas station egg salad sandwich.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I remember seeing something recently about the appendix being a sort of storage area for gut bacteria and thought that was pretty interesting.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Yes, it's the bacon grease bowl on the stove of your microbiome.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"Who wants to colonize my colon?"

Heh. COLONize

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago

Decolonizers when they have indigestion

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 points 14 hours ago