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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 11 minutes ago

Do they ever cover the fact that they are now the only representatives of their "species" and will never be able to find a mate? Are there any episodes about it?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 49 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

They are turtles. Their junk is internal. Comes out of the same hole they poop and pee from... Cloaca.

"The more you know"🌠

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

Orifice of champions

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Totally Tubular!
Turtle Power!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 15 hours ago

Cloaca Bunga. ✌🏻

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

My mutated genitals are now inside my amphibian cloaca!

PARTAAAAAAAAAY!

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago

They always were....

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

... dude, you're a reptile. Salamanders are amphibians

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 10 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Tortoises have obscenely large genitals

Booking a flight as we speak.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl...looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you'd see in Stranger Things' upside down.

Edit: punctuation

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 points 9 minutes ago

Yeah and they can get pretty loud (bumping of shells and moaning)

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago

Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it's unlikely these kids don't have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.

That’s why tortoise isn’t my nickname.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Considering they're TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles I'm afraid to double-check this, but I'm sure rule34 applies anyways and proves this wrong

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Chris Hansen:

"They are "14 age mutant ninja turtles", why don't you take a seat?"

[–] DrakeAlbrecht@sh.itjust.works 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

First published in 1984.

The turtles are now in their mid to late fifties.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

Fuck don't do that to me

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Bummer, dude...