When your boss invites you to a pizza party but instead of pizza, everyone gets such a costume and has to give it back afterwards for the next party
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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If working in corporate America has taught me anything they would expect everyone to provide their own costume and the party would be a one-off. And attendance would be mandatory. They would also announce bonuses for upper management, but no you don't get one. Thanks for coming on such short notice!
A novelty giant slice of pizza walking around with a standard size pizza box is like me carrying a tiny house and telling everyone it's where I live.
That’s a brand new sentence.
Also it’s Domino’s.
Look at fancy over here, Caesar's pizza is good for 10 minutes then turns into tonka toy plastic when its cooled.
I hear you can finance those now
Papa John’s
Extra points for the front to back basecap for instant doucheface recognition 👌