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Watch the video. It's classic Kamala.

volcel-kamala

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[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

holy fuck lol

die already genocide joe, we deserve president Kamala

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago

Best part of being the vice president is you get to tap into the US strategic reserve of quaaludes

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People fall out of coconut trees, but they do not fall as they please; they do not fall under self-selected circumstances, but under circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past.

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

The big five with kamala on the end

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

soon as she got into the whitehouse they got her the good drugs that only the president gets to have

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

like drug BZ:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-Quinuclidinyl_benzilate?wprov=sfla1

US tried to use it in chemical warfare

MKULTRA grade shit

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

BZ is a white crystalline powder with a bitter taste. It is odorless and nonirritating with delayed symptoms several hours after contact.

. . .

As a powerful anticholinergic agent, BZ produces a syndrome of effects known as the anticholinergic toxidrome: these include both psychological and physiological effects, with the most incapacitating effect being a state of delirium characterized by cognitive dysfunction, hallucinations, and inability to perform basic tasks.

Maybe I'm old, but a comcast-sized window where I lose the ability to perform basic tasks sounds horrifying to me. Presidential drugs have to be better than that shit.

[–] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would've voted for her in the Primaries if I knew she'd be too zooted on random pills her staffers hand her to do anything.

But obviously in the general I'd voted for hillary-assassin

[–] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

The game was rigged from the start

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Evil and eternally upward failing fucks like Kamala Harris make me especially mad on a visceral level. Here this woman has spent the majority of her career as a prosecutor casting thousands upon thousands into slavery on drug charges, meanwhile she is clearly a barely functioning addict. Pieces of shit like her believe in absolutely nothing. She'd be horrifying if she wasn't so utterly incompetent at everything she does.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Evil and eternally upward failing fucks like Kamala Harris make me especially mad on a visceral level.

Same comrade. Its unbelievable a person can be like that

[–] StalinForTime@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah how do American liberals look at Kamala and think that America is a meritocracy? Or even just their political system is? At least the Trump supporters admit that their country is now a joke.

Like you have to be on high levels of detachment from reality or just deeply nihilistic as a person.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

I feel like I'm living in a novel and the author lacks subtlety in having these leaders personify the death of an empire all too well.

[–] daisy@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I'll have what she's having!"

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I read this in Mike Stoklasa voice

[–] daisy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

As you darn well should!

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a coconut falling out of a tree onto the brains of the living.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

I keep forgetting that she's the vice president lmfao this white house really does just run on autopilot between Joe's brain leaking out his ears and Kamala popping Xanax like tictacs

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

wow, she's flying

[–] blashork@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

so high on those percs that the comedown is like falling out of a coconut tree

need to make an emoji request for some percs lmao

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Rainbow perc 30 when?

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the death of this country is so funny.

Alternate theory: she was heavily medicated during her campaign and this is just how she is.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

It was a debate 😂😂😂😂😂

[–] Trustmeitsnotabailou@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Come meet or maniacally laughing spokesperson

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

The best reply in this Twitter thread lmao

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

My god that was spectacular

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Imagine joker-che delivering these lines

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

The vice president of the country being stoned off her ass laughing at everything, while the demented president openly supports genocide and leads the country into a conflict with all of its adversaries. The absurdity of a crumbling empire.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

the context

you know, the thing!

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

God she is so fucking weird

Death to America