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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/throwsawayspls on 2025-12-23 14:23:34+00:00.
Yes this happened today. Less than an hour ago in fact. Not sure next step lol.
Okay this morning I woke up having to pee so bad, i reluctantly go even though I was freezing. I do my business and go back to lay down. Well my stomach started hurting- cramps. I think maybe my period is coming and ignore it to try to rest more.
I get very uncomfortable from the cramps and start farting a bunch- I think I might have to poop. So I begrudgingly get back up to go to the bathroom. Nothing moving if you know what I mean. After a couple minutes I decided to go back to my room. About 10 minutes later I’m still not feeling good and decide to try again. Still nothing. Once again I go back to my room.
This time I decide to take some stomach medicine and once more go to my room.
Well this medicine did its job and not even 10 minutes later I find myself running to the bathroom. To my horrors the door is closed and the shower is running. No big deal I can try to wait. Or so I thought.
It’s like when you know you can’t go your body decides it’s no longer your choice.
I weighed my options while doing the crampy poo dance:
- Bang on the door and cry that I have to shit and my moms shower is not important enough to interrupt natures plan
- Ask my dad to drive me 15 mins away to the nearest public bathroom
Or finally
- Wait it out.
I do what most sane people do— wait. Except the cramps are getting worst and farts are starting to smell like they’re about to be sharts.. panic ensues. I consider running outside and shitting in the yard- no good too many people could see and how the hell do you clean that up? At this point I can’t even sit down without fear of my body pushing out this huge shit that’s brewing inside of me. As the sweat starts dripping and my clench becomes weaker- I decide the only option is to grab a trash bag and hope I can make it long enough to not see myself become a bag shitter.
As quickly as the thought came- so did the shit. I ran to grab a new trash bag and pull down my pants. I think this really cannot be my life. I open the bag and squat over it praying there is no leakage.
Suddenly everything was over. No more stomach pain. Just a Heavy SMELLY trash bag with my shit in it. What the fuck am i supposed to do with this bag. Like fr.
After the shower my parents left the house to go to the dump and finish Christmas shopping. If I put a literal stinking bag of my shit in the trash, they will know it was me and it will not be taken out for up to a week at this point. I could walk to the nearest garbage can and try to throw it there but then I have to literally carry my shit with me on this walk…
Thank you for listening to my shameful story and what is now the most horrific things I have ever done. Any advice will be taken though I don’t know how many people are experienced in this field.
TLDR:
I couldn’t hold my shit in any longer and pooped in a bag. Trying to figure out the next steps before my parents get back home. 😕