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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes (fortune.com)

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

It also hides the sound when they dematerialize back into their native form

[–] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is he the new Sarah Winchester?

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

She was more sane than he is

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I've had nch for a couple years now and while they do dim it a bit they increase the tinny sound of my music

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Why all the construction? Is he building 11 ballrooms?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 days ago

All the billionaires want their own private Epstein Ballroom.

[–] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

ballrooms

No balls to be seen there.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 0 points 2 days ago

So this is how protesting works? /s

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