this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2025
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can the birds read my sexts

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] NaibofTabr 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

An important question when you're trying to implement IPoAC.

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

From Article 44 GDPR. General principle for transfers:

Any transfer of personal data which are undergoing processing or are intended for processing after transfer to a third country or to an international organisation shall take place only if, subject to the other provisions of this Regulation, the conditions laid down in this Chapter are complied with by the controller and processor, including for onward transfers of personal data from the third country or an international organisation to another third country or to another international organisation. All provisions in this Chapter shall be applied in order to ensure that the level of protection of natural persons guaranteed by this Regulation is not undermined.

So I think that it will apply, but maybe you can promote the pigeon to CEO of a shell corporation and let it take the fall for any fines. Does Europe have some legal equivalent to the Air Bud precedent?

And no, the birds can't read your sexts because they have more important things to do. Please make an appointment with the receptionist.

[–] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like answers that good-faith respond with the math/actual logistics as if its gonna happen :D

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Look me in the eye and tell me you're confident you know how stupid the future will get.

[–] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Got me there