I want whatever these people are using to get to this headspace...
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¡Yo tambien! But then again I tried meth once and am not excited to repeat the next day.
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Not enough people talking about Christmas Aslan over there behind the truck.
Tell us you have a tiny peen, without telling us you have a tiny peen.
We body-shaming now ?
We're inconsiderate-shaming. We're i-don't-care-how-many-school-kids-i-have-to-wipe-off-my-front-bumper-in-order-to-look-cool-shaming
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The first thing to be abandoned as soon as the highways fill up with stalled/crashed/flooded cars.
It has a built in magnifier to see the driver's penis/ clitoris.
Man. I know it's a terrible waste of space, energy consumption and all around douchey vehicle... But 6 year old me thinks it looks pretty cool
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I mean okay if it was built properly(these usually arent, just for road and not offroad) and the ownerr actually used it offroad, and the car would be banned on the road, it would be pretty cool. But all this is doing is having horrible fuel economy while being a pedestrian murdering machine.
These are the first people who would die in a real collapse, probably killing others as they go. I loved Mad Max and Car Wars too, but I know it's fiction.
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"what is that thing" that is manifestation of parental lack of attention and affirmation.
It's a sign that this man has an enormous penis and extremely large testicles ... probably cancer.
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The Dumbmobile!
What’s with the weird archway over the front of the driveway? Is it getting married?
Christmas light arch using pvc pipe.
This is what the Merryweather assholes in GTA chase you in.
I feel bad for the engine, with all that extra shit on it I’m sure it doesn’t help with power to weight. And in pretty sure that the rear axle isn’t a driven wheel so it’s basically a permanently attached trailer.
Surprisingly the rear axle is driven! I had to look this thing up to find out WTF it was.
https://www.soflocustom.com/inventory/custom-lifted-apocalypse-hellfire-1c6pjtag4tl152463/
I'd say that Floridian trucks are evolving, but they don't believe in evolution. Satan himself must have left a gift.
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That’s actually cool.
There’s a point where modifications get so outrageous and unique that they can get away with this. There’s nothing special about a lifted dodge, but this. One doesn’t just casually acquire/maintain something like this.
I see what looks like nice double wishbones on the front too, and an okay height for its stance. It isn’t one of those crumby lifts that ruins the suspension.
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Impractical as heck but cool looking.
Basing on the micropenis to truck ratio, I'm going with an educated guess of penis length of .0018 micrometers.