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[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 129 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 18 points 1 week ago

Maybe AI isn't so bad after all

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 126 points 1 week ago

Who are you?

The man is 100% ego, so if you pretended to not know who he is, he'd probably struggle up and die.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 105 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why use three word when no word do trick?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Bureaucratic requirement? Also gives a moment to wind up.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Bald headed bitch"

That's at him specifically, not any other bald guys on the planet except Stephen Miller who is also a little bitch.

How could you leave out Steven Cheung?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No offense to other little bitches*

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Meh, Vivian's cooler"

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nothing, I don't wanna talk with him.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago

Bet it would drive him crazy to just be ignored/met with indifference

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 36 points 1 week ago

Fucking die cunt.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I only need two: "Kill yourself."

Edit: I just read the part with the Grok chatbot. That's what I get for skimming.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

"World's biggest loser."

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Release Epstein files

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

"Ewww, disgusting weirdo"

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

id tell him duck a minute after i threw the brick

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Eat Shit, Rot.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 points 1 week ago

⚡Keep yourself safe ⚡

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not going to waste precious words on him, he won't listen anyway. No 3 words from me, just 3 knife wounds.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How about "Sic Semper Tyrannis"?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"Your dick's broken."

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Paralyze him. Let his comfort be managed entirely by grok. Let his own mechanical deity kill him.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Okay but that's more than three words.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

STOP GROPING ME!

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why only three? How about one statement or a question?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

We need to budget them tokens.

Nice elbow shelf.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

I’ll take the ketamine, thanks

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

are hypenated words one word or two words?

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

Can I speak german?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

felch my defective-butthole

figured it out

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Eat lead, murderer!

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