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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 136 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 105 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People use that word wrong. If it's paid after the service is provided, it's a tip. If it's paid before, then it's a bribe

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Its still paid after but you can see the tip first and deny it if it's not to your liking.

*I don't agree with tipping culture and how disgusting it has gotten but just being pedantic I guess

[–] VeganBtw@piefed.social 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was about to say to buy an electronic duster instead, then it dawned on me

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Next best thing to boofing?

Got one a couple years back. God damn thing would push a Schooner against a current. Brilliant piece of kit.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

They sang, drooling and laying in a puddle of their own piss.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'll be your long distance father! Everyone needs a good dad in their life. My dad was not one of the good ones. That's why I try so hard to be a great dad to my girl.

Seriously though, I'm always here if you need some fatherly convos

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[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What a waste. $15 air compressor for blowing up air beds does a better job, with no pollution

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 week ago (4 children)

i dont think its for computers 😞

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Almost all of that has some sort of additive now that makes it extremely unpleasant to huff.

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[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd recommend one of these

A cheap no name brand works too but I enjoy this one. Definitely overpriced at full price but it's on sale.

You can also pay a little more and get a duo tool that's a tire inflator or a vacuum as well as a blower. Great for the car

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The amount of people not understanding this is mental 

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have a theory that Lemmy commenters are dumber than you'd expect and this comment section doesn't help their case lmao

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Risky comment. They also cannot handle any sort of criticism whatsoever 

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

People don't understand that niche thing that only seem to be a problem in america? Crazy

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

I'm not from the US yet I am aware of people huffing duster to get high 

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its a level of depravity I think im kinda glad to see people ingnorant of.

[–] rishado@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah apologies for growing up in a healthy household

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Bro is going to fucking die 😭😭😭

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Died of blow job

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Why not invest a little time in an air compressor and a refillable can?

You can still add the shitty chemicals from bulk.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Canned air is not actually pressurized air in a can though. It's a liquid refrigerant.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago (7 children)

This is someone huffing cans, they're not in a position to be setting up their own drug enterprise

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And he's gonna be... HIGH, as a kite by then.

NGL, I'd buy that much at Costco just to have on hand and not have to buy duster for a while until I figured I could just use something like a air matress filler pump.

At that point just buy a a 5lb CO2 tank. That's what I use in my work van. It's a bit more expensive upfront but it'll last longer, it's refillable, higher pressure, and the cost of refills makes it cheaper per pound of gas. If you want to get really fancy then you also put a regulator on it so you aren't dusting as 700 PSI but that's optional. Plenty of my coworkers just tap straight off the tank.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Compressed air. Used to clean electronics. You can also use it to get high (which is what is being implied is happening here) with some very serious side effects.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

Very serious == death, dont do it kids.

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you turn them upside-down you can use them to make stuff cold also.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Also very flamable that way.

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[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I hope anyone who does these dusters realizes you can get whip it's on Amazon for like 20 bucks, then a cracker for a other 20, and then they won't be absolutely destroying themselves and their lungs. I also hate all the misinformation surrounding nitrous, fucking dentists use it for fucks sake, shits safe as long as you don't abuse it.

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 81 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I also hate all the misinformation surrounding fentanyl, fucking surgeons use it for fucks sake, shits safe as long as you don't abuse it.

[–] DahGangalang 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Had a minor surgery earlier this year. They gave me fentanyl as the drug to put me under. Was hella surprised about it. Also I see why people love that shit so much.

But also for fentanyl's danger, I think it comes down to how small a dose you need to hit the LD50/50 point is so low that you can hit it by accident without even trying. Street drugs are also being laced with Fentanyl and not in safe / well regulated doses. If you had a lab grade supplier, it'd probably be safer / easier to do safely.....but I don't think that's what people are doing...

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I was once given cocaine eye drops in a hospital though (it’s a combined vasoconstrictor and analgesic, which makes it good for facial injuries that tend to hurt and swell/bleed a lot). Just because something can have a clinical use case doesn’t make it safe for anyone to use it regularly.

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[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t even bother with crackers, they suck. Just buy a 1L+ tank and some big balloons from Amazon.

Also, don’t do it every day, or even every other day. You will fuck up your vitamin B12 reserves and you’ll quickly discover what happens. Having a binge once a week is much better for you than a couple balloons every day.

I’d also point out ripping nitrous hits out of balloons is most definitely abuse. Ain’t nobody out there using a regulator and metering their nitrous intake like medical usage.

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[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correct me if I’m wrong, doing whippets is text book abusing it

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only destroying their cerebellum. Who needs it?

Recreational use of nitrous oxide (N2O) has increased rapidly in recent years and is now the second most commonly used recreational drug among young people in the UK. There has been a corresponding rise in cases of nitrous oxide-induced subacute combined degeneration of the cord (N2O-SACD), a pattern of myeloneuropathy usually associated with severe vitamin B12 deficiency. This can cause serious and permanent disability in young people

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[–] snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

finally made a lemmy account just to downvote you. don't fucking do whippets they can paralyze you for life. I've seen it. And dentists use it because they have years of training and proper equipment and they understand the risks (unlike you clearly).

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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

People doing duster are not usually the same people doing nitrous. In my years of working in a hospital, duster addicts were the worst of the drug addicts mentally and physically.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure what these people are doing is the definition of abuse though.

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[–] url@feddit.fr 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dtrain@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Someone is probably huffing it to get high

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