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I've always wanted to talk about how weird it was scrolling through reddit and then suddenly seeing myself on the front page. I was banned from reddit for talking about politics (I am anti trump) on the air force reddit so I wasn't even able to comment on a post about me.

For some backstory, I was returning from a Halloween cruise and it was the only clean shirt I had left (I was planning on wearing it during the cruise as there were no children allowed on the cruise and with the theme I thought it would get a few laughs or at least start a conversation). I never did though and doing laundry on a cruise was quite expensive (I think 50 dollars per load or something like that). I tried to hide the shirt as best I could throughout the day as I do think it was slightly inappropriate to wear in a public setting.

For the record, I love all the comments roasting me and I laughed all fucking day reading them!

Anyways, I have always wanted to publicly talk about this and in my search for reddit alternatives I found lemmy so here we are. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Proof: https://i.imgur.com/rd9DPO8.jpeg

Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1pl680g/seen_in_miami_airport_gate_area/

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 205 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hate this "culture" (?) of recording/photographing strangers and posting them online, but on the other hand this is sooo funny. I'm sorry it happened to you lmao.

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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 165 points 3 months ago (9 children)

You know, I think if I was in this situation I would just wear the shirt inside out

[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 106 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I honestly didn't think about that. But I also didn't think it was that big of a deal either.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 86 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not a big deal. It's silly and hilarious. Own it 😁

[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah, I love it lol.

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[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 97 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you get approached by any big tiddy goth girls?

[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 101 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

After a few weeks it got so out of hand that you actually had to change shirts!

[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Actually, i'm like Doug Funny, I only have one outfit...

[–] VioletAbsurdistExtremist@sh.itjust.works 92 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

you could’ve just worn it inside out….
that said, me too buddy… except i just want a little tiddy goth gf….
honestly tiddy size doesn’t matter to me much, i feel like there’s too much focus big tiddy goth gf’s and the rest of the goth gf world is being ignored….
#allGothGFsAreAwesome

[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What I said to my ex (paraphrasing) “Yeah don’t get me wrong, I love big titties, but I’m more interested in the girl they’re attached to”

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 3 months ago
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[–] slackassassin@piefed.social 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Where's the love for a big booty punk girlfriend, smdh.

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[–] GhostPain@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago (2 children)

LPT. When being forced to wear shirts with questionable graphics, turn them inside out.

Not 100% guaranteed but better than ending up on Reddit.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or just don't give a fuck.

Story time: I had to give a presentation on a group project at university. I was wearing a shirt with a fist silhouette on it, which you could have mistaken as a symbol of a political movement, had there not been the text "nothing says I love you quite like fisting". Over lunch I had to go home, ~6km, on a bicycle, in the summer, on short notice, because of the plumber being in the house. So I was sweating like fuck and changed shirts. For some reason our team got summoned up to the front again later and my shirt read "I have 5 stars on youporn" with five stars over it. This was in front of 5 professors, ~10 post docs and university employees and ~80 students. On my way out from the cafeteria I greeted the hot blonde from engineering, who looked like she could be an adult content actress, and she laughed the cutest snort-laugh in a shockingly deep voice I've ever heard. Most of the profs "loved" me by the way; three of them competed over getting me into their projects and supervising my master thesis.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I greeted the hot blonde from engineering, who looked like she could be an adult content actress

Not the complement you think it is.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't really meant as a compliment. She usually looked like she was coming straight from the set of a porn movie. But I think, like me, she wasn't giving a fuck either. She was good at what she did and the right hand of the head of the engineering faculty. Don't judge a book by its cover, I guess?

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[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] kieron115@startrek.website 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

this is art lol

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'll have what she's having

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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Clockwork prince by Cassandra Clare. I found the three book series at a thrift store and got though the first book on the cruise and was working on the second.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Was it a good book series? Worth reading?

[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you like fantasy, romance and a bit of mystery. It wasn't anything amazing but I found it for a few bucks at a thrift store and it's held my attention so far. Apparently there are a ton of books in the series.

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[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean who doesn't want a big tiddy goth gf?

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Personally, I'm leaning towards the small tiddied goth gf. Big tiddies are impractical on many levels.

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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago (18 children)

Sick shirt. Welcome to Lemmy! Great place to talk about political stuff! And also never ever see anything but politics god I'm so tired of seeing trumps face...

Anyway, welcome to the fediverse, did I mention I use linux?

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

Trending on reddit, comes on Lemmy to talk about it. I love it!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

doing laundry on a cruise was quite expensive (50 dollars a load)

Jesus fuck. What company did you cruise with? I've worked fot NCL and have been on a Princess cruise; both offered laundry services free.

[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It was virgin voyages. I just looked it up and it was actually 30, but still.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Hell, I'm annoyed that my apartment's laundry service is like video game MTX where you need credits for the machine. The machines are like 2 and a half bucks each, but you can only buy a minimum of $10 worth of credits which gets me 2 loads, and then leaves some credits left over that I can't use or get refunded.

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[–] Wiwiweb@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I was banned from reddit for talking about politics (I am anti trump) on the air force reddit so I wasn't even able to comment on a post about me.

I know this is Lemmy and Reddit is bad etc., but FYI when you get banned from one subreddit by its mods, it doesn't ban you from the entirety of Reddit. You could comment if you wanted.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

when you get banned from one subreddit by its mods, it doesn't ban you from the entirety of Reddit.

Sure, but unlike Lemmy, the admins CAN ban you from all of Reddit, permanently, for little to no reason.

They can do it with ample reason too though, tbf 🤷

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[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was temp banned a few times from the air force reddit and then I think they reported it to the admins because I had a perma ban. I tried making another account and it shortly got banned as well. It's definitely a site wide ban.

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[–] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How about that lady sleeping in front of you though?

[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

So originally she was right next to me at a charging station that faced the wall. I sat next to her because I was waiting for her to get up and leave so i could sit and face the wall and charge my phone AND be more comfortable reading my book. She kinda put her head down on the table and started snoring so loudly, it was hilarious. I looked around a bit at a few people next to me and we were all kinda laughing at it. She eventually got up and sat down somewhere else and I didn't notice because I was too into my book at the time I guess.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

It's crazy how rare it is to see someone reading a book while waiting nowadays. Good on you.

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you find her at the air port?

[–] DominicG@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

No but I did pay 17 dollars for a reuban.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Nobody?! Aight OP, Imma take the shot.

Can't believe y'all let OP slide on this!

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago

Clearly the elderly person in the bottom right corner. As you'll see in the evidence image OP posted.

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[–] vegan_communist@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Thats funny In Brazil we say "gótica rabuda", that means goth with a big ass

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[–] silver@das-eck.haus 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All the comments calling you Kip Dynamite are killing me lmao. Own that shit, you never know when you'll find your big tiddy goth.

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[–] isekaihero@ani.social 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I swear to god eventually all human beings will be banned from reddit and only bots will be allowed there

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