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Summary: Reddit warns mods that it's ending its crypto program, before it warns the other users. What could go wrong? /s

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When I heard this I knew they'd be stupid enough to tell people before it happened which means insider trading

[–] stolid_agnostic@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

I mean they kind of deserve it at this point.

[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Crypto continuing to speed run the history of financial regulations

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm sure the SEC will be very interested to hear this, particularly as reddit staff are likely involved.

PAHAHH I can't even keep a straight face while typing that.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Wonder if it will somehow hinder their IPO, lol

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Sec doesn't give a fuck. If pressured enough they will pretend by issuing fines that are a fraction of the profits made.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Absolutely fucking hilarious

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why did moderators have 100's of thousands of those things anyway, and who the hell was buying them?

[–] Moonrise2473@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For some reason they thought it would gain value as an investment.

TBH I never saw a shitcoin holding value. Once the hype for the launch is gone, they always nosedive in value. You need to have some gambling issues to believe that no, this coin is special and this time it will gain value

Monopoly money is and will always be worthless

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
[–] LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

So basically they dumped mods and admins moons before cancelling them? Of course they did.

[–] Mr_Buscemi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I still know some people that mod on reddit. Gonna ask if any were notified by reddit like these peeps lol.

And does this have any ties to the Fortnite subreddits with their own crypto stuff that came out earlier this year? I had almost modded that sub this year but decided against it when I found out they were dealing with crypto crap.

[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Well, the article only mentions shady trade with $moons from r/CryptoCurrency, not with $bricks from r/FortNiteBR. However I'm not surprised if some investigation dug some shit with other subreddits too, so perhaps you avoided a lot of future annoyance in your life?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The new and exciting revolutionary version of Wall Street can uplift humanity and save the planet by having the same old grifts with a new coat of paint, less associations with tangible objects, and also a much larger carbon footprint per transaction! morshupls

[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't disagree with you that this shit shouldn't've even started on first place. It's just Reddit trying to milk its userbase, and the world be damned, as usual.

However, once started, Reddit had the responsibility to bring its closure in a fair way. And by "fair" I mean not "tipping" some individuals before the userbase at large knew it, so they could trade them off before the price crashed.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know that. My point is that those "tokens" and related cryptogrifts are just a sillier and even less tangible Wall Street, complete with insider trading and golden parachutes.

[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Fair point.

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not money laundering, but it is insider trading.

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dondong, both can be true, they are not mutually exclusive.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

True enough, but there's no indication of money laundering.